Thursday, March 31, 2011

Mongoose crossing a busy road

After hesitating a bit a mongoose began to cross one of the busiest roads of Gurgaon. A car and a truck were coming on the same road with full speed. Mongoose ran to cross. The car stopped harshly to save it whereas the truck came closer.

Will it be able to cross the road or not? Fingers crossed.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Shaving

I saw a young guy shaving beard of another man sitting in a Maruti 800 car, parked in front of a multi-storey building in Gurgaon. The two of them were sitting at the back seat and third person was watching them in rear mirror sitting on the front seat.

Was it a mobile barber shop or something else?

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Assji

Mr. ‘L’ : I am ass. I am the biggest ass in this world.
Mr. ‘B’ : Nice to meet u, ASSji. ;) I am first time meeting an ass virtually. :)

Assji is abuse or honor?

Monday, March 28, 2011

Romance on the road

I saw a couple in shabby cloths, caressing and kissing each other in the middle of the road which resulted in bumper to bumper traffic jam.

Such scenes on roads are irritating or romantic?

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Precious water

“I installed a waterfall and rain shower in my bathroom.” A rich middle aged man proudly told.
“You will be wasting so much water.” A college going guy commented.
“It is soothing and enjoying.” Rich man tried to justify.

Is it enjoying or wastage of precious water?

Saturday, March 26, 2011

A street dog

I gave some bits of chapatti to a street dog that lived outside a posh colony of Gurgaon. He sniffed them and looked towards me as if asking “What is this?”
Poch poch. Eat it. Eat it.” I said.
“Tuli doesn’t eat chapatti. He only eats spicy, fried and baked food.” A person observing this told me.

Tomorrow what should I give him; Domino’s pizza or McDonald’s burger? ;-)

Friday, March 25, 2011

Die soon

“Till I am on this seat drink daily and enjoy life. If you need money for drinking you can take it from me.” A boss encouraged the peon who was drunk during the office hours.
As he went away the boss said “It is good if he drinks daily, he will die soon. Roog katega.” Saying this, boss lit the cigarette.

What does boss think that drinking daily will decrease ones life span and smoking will not or if peon is enjoying in office hours why not he?