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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A reserved chit-chatter

The moment that totally changed my life is

When I had break up….
Before that I was RESERVED and after that CHIT-CHATTER. ;)

This is 350th post!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Moments....

"Moments that totally changed my life are…
When I kissed my girl friend underwater….
When my father died….
When my wife dumped me after 23 years of married life….
When I remarried her step-daughter…."

An elderly man told this to another.

What are the moments that completely changed your life?

Sunday, August 28, 2011

GOOD OMENS!

“See ACCIDENTS as GOOD OMENS!” I said.

Do you think this is only theoretically possible or practically also?

Saturday, August 27, 2011

My life

I wrote on facebook : No Saturdays no Sundays only Workdays in my life!

Ms ‘T’ asked : Do you like it or not?

I replied : Like it?????????? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Do you like to work on weekends or not?

Friday, August 26, 2011

Nano tale

I heard a nano tale on radio fm.

More work! More money!! More headache!!!

Do you agree or disagree with this?

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Time pass in traffic jam!

Stuck in traffic jam surrounded with gigantic trucks painted with useless slogans and uninteresting paintings, bored of listening to same repeated advertisements on fm from past two hours, an attractive bus caught my attention. I took out the camera and start capturing its beauty from every possible angle while sitting in my car.(In photograph front portion of bus can be seen)

Seeing my sudden passion of photography my driver pointed out that back side of truck was decorated with a string of lemons.

So, they look more like lemons or mud balls? ;)

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Exchange offer!

I received a sms.

If we both exchange 1 rupee, we both have 1 rupee, but if we exchange 1 good thought we both have 2 good thoughts.
I have exchanged mine what about you? ;)

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sibling!

“Where do you live?” A voice came from behind as I rang the bell of my house after returning from work.
I turned. I little girl was peeping from the next door. I pointed towards my house and replied “I live in this house.”
“I live in this house with my grandmother.”
“And where is your mother?”
“She went to hospital.”
“What happened to her?” I worriedly asked.
“Nothing.” She said and gestured her hand carelessly.
“Wow!” I uttered utmost cheerfully. My happiness bewildered her.

Do you think should I tell her that her mother will bring a sibling for her from hospital or should I kept quiet and let the child be surprised when her mother returned from hospital?

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Predict for me!

“You predict for so many! Predict something for me!!” Mr. ‘H’ asked smilingly.
“Tell me your date of birth, place of birth and time of birth. And what do you want to know?” I replied.
“There is a beautiful person named Chandrika Shubham. Will she be spending this evening with me?” He smiled more.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Najar Battu


During my evening walk, I noticed a unique thing on a car. A najar battu on a number plate!! Earlier I have only noticed it hanging in front of a house, shop or office to ward off evil eyes.

Have you ever seen a najar battu warding off evil eyes from a car or no?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A bat in my room!

At dawn, I woke up and found a baby bat flying above me. It was hitting itself with walls, wardrobe and curtains; still balancing itself to fly in a room with a moving ceiling fan.

Now what should I do?

Monday, August 15, 2011

Necklace


“Why don’t you gift me this necklace?” I asked the kid who showed his creative work of beads.
“You do not wear such type of jewellery.” The kid made an excuse.
“What a keen observer he is!” I thought. “This is beautiful, I will wear it. Please gift me this necklace.” I said.

Do you think he will gift me this necklace or will find another excuse for saying ‘NO’?

Sunday, August 14, 2011

SMS for Recharge

Today, I receive this sms

A 18yrs old girl…
A 20yrs old boy…
They were sitting on the sofa in a house. ALONE!
The girl stood up to go.
The boy caught her hand and pulled her closer. He gave her a tight hug and.…..
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2 be continued..
Recharge Rs. 50 to 9********5 (mobile number) and enjoy the next episode. :)


To read the next episode without spending money, what should be the reply?

Saturday, August 13, 2011

eRakhi

On the auspicious occasion of rakhi I am sending eRakhi to my favourite blog.

To which blog will you like to send eRakhi?

Friday, August 12, 2011

Creative kiss

While kissing, I love to experiment with my girlfriend. I enjoy trying different types of kisses. A surprising and creative kiss exclusively for her, any suggestions?

A guy wrote this question somewhere on net. Poor guy! Nobody reply on this post.

Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man when Spiderman hangs upside down and his girl friend kisses him in rain while standing on the ground is considered to be the most creative on-screen kiss. Have tried it yet? ;)
For finer details watch Spiderman kiss on YouTube. ;)

Do you think should I reply to this post with the above comment in blue color or leave the post blank?

Friday, August 5, 2011

Right time to invest!

“Are you single or double?” A manager of a reputed bank asked me.
“Single!!” I said with a little weirdness in my voice.
“Oh! That’s GREAT! This is the right time to invest with our bank scheme.”

Have you ever heard of any special scheme for SINGLES only or no?