Friday, December 30, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Why we have faith in GOD when we are happy and loses it as soon as any sorrow comes in our lives?
Saturday, December 24, 2011
I clicked a photo of them and showed them. And then they all gave this beaming pose. The group was standing on the other side of fence saying ‘hello’ and ‘bye’ to each passer-by. Most of the persons were ignoring them.
I searched my purse of some toffees and found only one.
What do you think should I give them or should drop that idea as they were four in number?
Friday, December 23, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
As we were walking through a forest area, the kid in our group after eating chocolate asked me, “Should I throw this wrapper in this dustbin?” I couldn’t see any other dustbin nearby nor was sure what this construction was for. In such a situation what do you think should be mine reply?
Monday, December 19, 2011
Which was more irritating; she brought the dog in the bank or the dog name was ‘Chuja’ (chick)?
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
As the genre is mythology should I write an incidence form Ramayana or Mahabharata?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I searched my pockets, found thousand rupee notes only and hesitantly asked. “Do you have the change?”
“For hundred rupees? Yes. Yes.”
“For five hundred? Yes. Yes.”
“For thousand rupee.”
“Don’t you have the change. Madam?”
“Let me see.” I searched the car pocket in which I kept some change. At that time there were two coins of one rupee and one coin of two rupees and a total of Rs. 4/- in it. “What do you want Rs. 4/- or return the change for Rs. 990/-?”
Monday, December 12, 2011
I thank IndiBlogger Team for providing me a platform to meet other bloggers from diversified fields in New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011. It was pleasant experience to be a part of the functions, well organised and entertaining. Games, prizes, tea with snacks and funny debate were the main attractions of it. Once again I want to thank IndiBlogger Team for organising it.
And a free T-Shirt for me!
Can’t it be organise frequently so that I can have some more free T-shirts? ;)
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Do you think it is a common or rare scene?
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
“That’s great.” Mr. ‘H’ said.
“Will they be serving tea mixed alcohol in it?”
“Oh! No. No….They will be serving tea with pakodas.”
“OMG! They will blend something… I mean something wrong in pakodas.”
He winked. “Why don’t you ask this with your blogger friends?”
“Is it really a worth question asking them?”
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Do you guys know which is your best work/ blog till date?
Monday, December 5, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Do you think this is discrimination against woman or no?
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
“Wow! Bird’s nests with little birds!!” A kid exclaimed on seeing the new additions in my room.
“I bought them from the Trade Fair, Delhi. They are made up of coconut coir.” I said.
“What are their names?”
“I am thinking of naming them but haven’t taken any final decision. You suggest some.”
“You can name them ‘Orange’ and ‘Blue’ as their colors are.”
“That’s too simple. Some thing unique, I was thinking of….like…”
Before I could say anything he uttered “‘Burger’ and ‘Pizza’! My all time favourite!!”
What do you think which one should I name ‘Burger’ and which one ‘Pizza’?” ;)
Monday, November 28, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
“Kolaveri Di, a Tamil song with some English words here and there, sounding witty with catchy beats is a record breaking spree. I don’t understand Tamil still I am humming it. Can you believe it I have listened it atleast 37 times?” I excitedly said. “It seems that I am crazy about its tunes.”
“Yesterday I heard it 174 times and today my target is to break my own record.’ Mr. ‘H’ said.
How many times you have heard this song?
Saturday, November 19, 2011
If I was not the chief guest of that function do you think it was funny or irritating? ;)
Friday, November 18, 2011
“What is in this basket? Fruits?” In the lift which was moving down a guy asked me pointing towards the basket I was holding.
“No. It contains food for the cow. Daily I give food to the cow before taking my meal.” I replied.
“Cow up!” Innocently he asked.
“If cow up in my flat then I would have been carrying cow dung in the basket and not food.” I thought. “It's smell would have stunk.”
Do you think he just wished to time pass in the lift by asking this or he was really curious to know what the basket contain?
Thursday, November 17, 2011
“Which one?” He asked.
“The latest one with the parrot on my finger!”
“Oh! That one with a fake parrot, made up of clay.”
“No! NO! That was real. A real parrot on my finger!”
“You can’t fool me after all I am a grown up man.” He said confidently.
Do you think I was telling a story or speaking the truth?
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Pic : For those which can't fly or very ill, need separate unit.
Do I have my name on waiting list to adopt bajarigars?
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Do you have any idea what it could be?
Saturday, November 5, 2011
My views on this story which I read somewhere on the net : If mother had told his child earlier, he would have taken good care of her in old age. Now he would only be guilty for his doings. In a way mother made a mistake by not telling him the truth earlier.
Do you agree or disagree with me?
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
This is reply to Harman's second comment on previous post.
Happy Diwali to you, dear. Hope you had a great time with your family.
I enjoyed it very much as I shifted in my new home just a couple of days before Diwali. In the photo you can view the Gurgaon City from my balcony situated on eleventh floor.
On Diwali I was not feeling well; cold, cough and fever may be because of fatigue as a result of shifting or mild viral infection or both.
Tiredness and happiness comes together. What do you think?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
“It is so addictive.” She said.
“Do you blog, Chandrika?” A girl asked who was standing near us.
“It is more addictive.” The young person said.
What do you think which is more addictive updating status on facebook or writing blogs on blogspot?
Monday, October 17, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED?
My comment was "Your laugh can make others laugh so keep laughing!" :D
Do you think this is a quality that everyone possess or a special quality gifted to me by GOD?
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
“I want this toy.” I pointed towards this particular sewing machine, when I was two years old.
“You can buy some toy like doll which closes and opens its eyes or bird which drinks water.” My uncle suggested me.
“NO. I want this.” The working model of sewing machine attracted me more than any other costlier toy.
My childhood passion developed into the career as Lecturer in Fashion Designing. I love this toy very much that even after so many years it is still working as you can see in the video the sewing needle moves up and down with the movement of handle.
Conclusion of this story is that my blog is two years old. ;)
Friday, September 30, 2011
Ya, may be I have not observed up to his expectations. As I is a keen observer how can I miss to see that senior person opened the container of Pan Parag, put some in his mouth while speaking. “You are the worst observer I have ever seen in my life!”
Do you think one can chew tobacco in office or is it prohibited?
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
I closed my eyes to concentrate.
“Open your eyes and tell me what do you see?” Two minutes later, he asked me.
“I saw a large channel which I used to cross while going to school in my childhood days. There is a huge harsingar tree (Nyctanthes arbor-tristis) on one of its side near the bridge. During blossom most of its tiny white flowers with orange-red tube fall in the channel and floats with the swift flow of water. I collected those tiny flowers which were not lucky enough to fall in soothing water and fall on hard ground".
If you close your eyes which beautiful scene you imagine that calm mind?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
“Strange dream!” I said.
“I can’t understand what this strange dream means?!? Interpret for me what this means as Chandrika, you have read lots of books on dream interpretation. I only know that I really love him and desperately want to marry him” She looked at me with curious eyes.
Should I tell her that this dream indicates that her marriage with him will not be possible or should I tell her that forget it as it is just a dream not reality?
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
“Why have you put the hanger in the balcony like this?” I asked a kid.
“Yesterday we bought a new TV. This is TV antennae. It catches signal and transfer them to TV.” He replied with overwhelming confidence.
Do you think this juggad works or is it to keep the child busy till dish is installed?
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
“Nothing special.” I replied.
“It smells tremendous good. What have you prepared in the dinner?”
“Just normal food.” I hesitated to tell.
“What na?” He insisted.
“Ya, it is my all time favourite and is also known as hotchpotch, a mixture of boiled pulses, rice and salt.”
“Whenever I prepared it never smells so good. HOW does it smell excellent?”
Does anyone know the answer to this question?
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
“Enough of work! Let’s play a game.” Mr. ‘H’ suggested.
“Game?!? I have to work. Lots of work is yet to be done.” I said.
“It is game to relax mind. After playing it you will be able to work better.” He took a white paper to draw a star with ten points. He put the nine coins on each point mentioned except on No.8. “You have to remove a coin by jumping another coin over it along one of the lines. The position you jump to, beyond the coin, must be empty.”
“You have to remove all but one of the coins from the star.”
“Any clue how to begin?”
“Coin at position No. 5 jumps No.7 which I remove and rests at No.8. There is one more condition especially for you that you can’t take the help of your blogger friends.”
Do you think it is an easy game and I did it before publishing or it is a difficult game and I genuinely need my blogger friend’s help?
Monday, September 19, 2011
“If you won’t take your lunch till 6pm you will for sure feel body tremors.” He replied.
“Earthquake is still there I can feel the tremors.”
“If you keep working all the day without taking meal at proper time, you will feel earthquakes of even higher intensity then what you are felling now. Why don’t you take the meal at proper hour?”
Thursday, September 15, 2011
“I do not like to go to parties.” I replied.
“I will ask the chief chef to prepare your favourite dish as main dish. Now you must join us.”
“If my favourite dish is served in the party as main dish then nobody will enjoy.”
Can anyone guess which my favourite dish is that is not relished by masses?
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
“It is written no where on the form.” I said.
“PAN form is to be filled in BLACK ink only. You have to fill it again.”
“I fill a PRAN application form not PAN. I want a Permanent Retirement Account Number rather Permanent Account Number.” I said.
“Ohho! For that you can fill in it with any ink.”
Do you think he needs specks which correctly show letter ‘R’ in between ‘P’ and ‘A’ to him only? ;)
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
“You can honk to irritate others! Why to be frustrated alone?” Mr. ‘H’ said with a little wink.
Monday, September 12, 2011
“What is the use of that, my child?” He calmly asked.
“You will be soft SOFT!”
Does this story bring smile on your soft face? ;)
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Finally caught up with all pending posts since 12 Aug and left comments on each. Read if you have time and patience.
My reply :
Thanks Jack for patiently reading all my posts and leaving comments on them. I always spare time to read the views, suggestions and criticisms of my readers. It is just that I am bit lazy or bit busy or both so as to I do not reply to each and every comment personally. I apologise for that.
Do the readers think that writing ‘Thank you’ to each comment makes the content on the blog boring or it must be done as a polite etiquette?
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
“See, what my best friend ‘P’ has made for me!” A kid excitedly pointed towards a wall hanging.
“Has she returned from Canada?” I asked.
“No! His father visited us yesterday. She sent it with him. She prepared it herself especially for me.”
“Nice! But this is wrong side of it. You should put it like this.” I turned the wall hanging.
“This is not the right side as you can easily see joints.” He turned it again.
“It looks more beautiful and unique from the other side.”
According to you which is the right side of the wall hanging; pic1 or pic2?
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Next morning the main news of newspaper is ‘Earthquake shook Delhi and NCR for 5-6 seconds at 11.58pm.’
Sometimes are you also so much tired that even quakes seem to be a part of your tiredness? ;)
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
When I kissed my girl friend underwater….
When my father died….
When my wife dumped me after 23 years of married life….
When I remarried her step-daughter…."
An elderly man told this to another.
What are the moments that completely changed your life?
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Seeing my sudden passion of photography my driver pointed out that back side of truck was decorated with a string of lemons.
So, they look more like lemons or mud balls? ;)
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
I turned. I little girl was peeping from the next door. I pointed towards my house and replied “I live in this house.”
“I live in this house with my grandmother.”
“And where is your mother?”
“She went to hospital.”
“What happened to her?” I worriedly asked.
“Nothing.” She said and gestured her hand carelessly.
“Wow!” I uttered utmost cheerfully. My happiness bewildered her.
Do you think should I tell her that her mother will bring a sibling for her from hospital or should I kept quiet and let the child be surprised when her mother returned from hospital?
Thursday, August 18, 2011
“Tell me your date of birth, place of birth and time of birth. And what do you want to know?” I replied.
“There is a beautiful person named Chandrika Shubham. Will she be spending this evening with me?” He smiled more.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
During my evening walk, I noticed a unique thing on a car. A najar battu on a number plate!! Earlier I have only noticed it hanging in front of a house, shop or office to ward off evil eyes.
Have you ever seen a najar battu warding off evil eyes from a car or no?
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
“Why don’t you gift me this necklace?” I asked the kid who showed his creative work of beads.
“You do not wear such type of jewellery.” The kid made an excuse.
“What a keen observer he is!” I thought. “This is beautiful, I will wear it. Please gift me this necklace.” I said.
Do you think he will gift me this necklace or will find another excuse for saying ‘NO’?
Sunday, August 14, 2011
A 18yrs old girl…
A 20yrs old boy…
They were sitting on the sofa in a house. ALONE!
The girl stood up to go.
The boy caught her hand and pulled her closer. He gave her a tight hug and.…..
2 be continued..
Recharge Rs. 50 to 9********5 (mobile number) and enjoy the next episode. :)
To read the next episode without spending money, what should be the reply?
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
A guy wrote this question somewhere on net. Poor guy! Nobody reply on this post.
Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man when Spiderman hangs upside down and his girl friend kisses him in rain while standing on the ground is considered to be the most creative on-screen kiss. Have tried it yet? ;)
For finer details watch Spiderman kiss on YouTube. ;)
Do you think should I reply to this post with the above comment in blue color or leave the post blank?
Friday, August 5, 2011
“Single!!” I said with a little weirdness in my voice.
“Oh! That’s GREAT! This is the right time to invest with our bank scheme.”
Have you ever heard of any special scheme for SINGLES only or no?
Thursday, July 28, 2011
“In which category do u fall, dear?” He laughingly asked.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Seeing my confused face he explained “I mean Ex (es).”
“I am different person. I like to do things differently from others.”
“Really!” I said.
“Therefore I have created only two circles one is ‘GODS’ and other is ‘DEMONS’. I’m bit confused like you in which circle should I place YOU?” He asked me with a wink.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
I went to the nursery to buy some flowering trees. The hedge on the boundary of nursery had something interesting. So, the photo was clicked.
Any guess what is this brown oval shaped with two white balls in it in the centre of the photo (Click the photo for larger view)?
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Both of them were naked, one was erotic and the other was serene. Why?
Monday, July 18, 2011
"Please give me some work. I will do anything." A young guy who was a trapeze artist in a famous circus which was shut down because of lack of sufficient funds required for its running, pleaded.
"Yesterday monkey in our zoo died. You havn't much to do, just wear this monkey dress and do some good trapeze tricks whenever there are children in front of your cage." Mr.'U' employed him viewing his past work experience and handed over the dress.
The young guy was very happy with his work and he did it sincerely.
One day he was super excited and took a long jump and fell on the other side of the cage which was of a tiger. He shivered. He screamed.
"Shut up! Shut up, you fool!" The tiger roared. "You will not only lose your job but I will also lose mine because of your stupidity."
Do you think it is a joke or irony on unemployment?
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
All the kids of same age group started swimming except one who jumped out of the pool, ran towards the other end, jumped in the water and touched the other end announcing “I AM THE WINNER!”
Do you think this is cheating or fun?
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
Facebook status :
Such is life one doesn't often get the things one wants. - Vikram Seth
One of my friends commented :
Such is life one doesn't often marvel at the things one has. – Kattykally
This is 325th post with a word of thanks to Kattykally.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
“If you read History like a story then you will enjoy it and will find it interesting.” Prof. said.
“I ask you a riddle if you answer it correctly I will accept History is an interesting subject otherwise you have to accept that History is a very boring subject.”
“Fine.” Prof. accepted the challenge.
“During the reign of Akbar once Yamuna in Agra was flooded but the most surprising fact was that Taj Mahal didn’t drown. Why?”
Prof. looked bewildered as he had never heard of flood during Akbar’s reign.
Do you know the answer?
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
“It flew and found a straw in a nearby dustbin. It brought that it its beak and put it in the pot. It drank water and flew away.” I said.
What do you think the child will laugh heartedly on hearing this or will say this is not correct and will tell me the rest of the story in which the crow put the pebbles in the pot to raise the water level?
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
She shifted a little and I could notice that his right hand was beneath her shawl which was draped around her upper body. She was wearing a top with front placket opening. The left hand of guy was playing with mobile and right hand with …...
The ticket to enter the park of the monument costs only Rs.5 per person. Is it the cheapest way to ENJOY or there are other cheaper options? ;)
Sunday, July 3, 2011
“My ears are paining as I have to close them repeatedly with my fingers.” I said with a little wink. “It seemed you enjoyed it very much. You were laughing non stop.”
“Falling of ceiling is the best scene in the movie.”
“The quilt scenes were awesome. Not to be missed.” He winked. “F***! F***!! F***!!!” He screamed on seeing cream color paint strains on his Breeze Blue car which he parked near my house as we decided to go on our feet to the theater. “Two hours only in two hours………?” He wanted to utter all those sweet words which he had heard in the movie but controlled himself. In disgust, he looked up; a painter was painting the balcony on second floor.
“Can’t you see that there is a car parked below?” Mr. ‘H’ shouted on the painter.
“I am a painter not a watchman.” The painter replied as if nothing has happened.
“You have spoiled my newly brand car. I haven’t received its registration number. It is so new that it bears the temporary number.” Mr. ‘H’ was trying to prove him that he made a big mistake. His reluctance to listen irritated Mr. ‘H’. His angry face became weirder and he said “I will complaint against you to the higher authorities.”
“Go ahead. They will charge you Rs. 5000 for not parking your car in basement parking area. This is the area where owners park his car at his own risk. And anything can happen here. ANYTHING!”
“At least you should have told me earlier I would have removed my car from there.”
“Sorry, Sirji! Nothing can be done now!” He grinned and showed his all possible tainted teeth to us.
Mr. ‘H’ will go up and give that painter a hard blow that even the dentist will not be able to replace his teeth back or Mr. ‘H’ will ask me for some kerosene oil and a cotton rug and will put his five hours of labour to clean up that mess?
Friday, July 1, 2011
“Which show?” The guy asked.
“First day first show.”
“Back is full. Middle centre is available. Seventh row from the screen.” He told me looking at the computer screen.
My friend who is almost my age whispered in my ears “Any seat yaar…any seat...for this raunchy and witty movie. I can even watch this movie sitting on the stairs.”
I smiled and said aloud, “Fine. Give those tickets.”
“Actually ma’am it has many abuses and obscene scenes. It is an adult movie and not good for family viewing. Should I give you the tickets?” The guy asked.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
On Tuesday morning I received SMS from an unknown number.
The pain of mising frnds is reaisd when standing somwhere u see some other younger school frnds having fun n u say 2 urself "HUM BHI AISE HI THE" (WE ALSO WERE LIKE THEM)
On Wednesday morning I received another SMS from the same number.
LAW OF FRIENDSHIP : Never make Ur frendz feel alone while U r on Earth.Disturb dem as much as U can. Let dem feel ur presnce!
Show dem U r DAMN ALIVE...!!!:)
Do you think I activated some service by mistake (may be clicked some wrong keys) or these are messages sent to somebody else which are reaching me by chance?
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Do you think it is normal for this species or Julie is an intelligent bitch?
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
What do you think mongoose will catch its prey or chameleon will change its colour to hide itself in nearby bushes?
Saturday, June 25, 2011
The same anonymous person wrote a comment as A Wellwisher :)
Recently anonymous commented on my previous post as
"Her blogs are so silly and down-right DUMB" the girl said.
Do you think her readers are horny because she is a female blogger or do they have pea-sized brains?
My reply :
Thanks for being my regular reader. Out of the 2 Options suggested by you which one you chose for URSELF? ;))
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Although my heart wants to get married and have a baby, my brain wants to have more than thousand blog buddies and publication of my novel yet my mouth only utters that I want to know the real name of Mago. I am damn curious to know what Ma and Go stand for.
Do you think I am reserved person who doesn’t tell secrets or I am chit-chatter who talks non-stop?
Monday, June 20, 2011
“What exercise you do?” The doctor asked.
“I do all the kitchen work own my own.”
“It is not considered as an exercise. Regular morning/ evening walk are considered as regular exercise.”
“What is the use of doing kitchen work all the time as it is a thankless job?” She vent out her frustrations.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
What do you suggest should I give him one tava or should make a sweet excuse to refuse?
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
“Do you know when my grandpa was young he wrote a poem in Urdu on talking to clouds?” I started the conversation.
“How could I? It’s a family trend.” It winked and then smiled a little more.
“He didn’t publish his work as he later on came to know that Kalidas had written ‘Meghdoot’ about talking to clouds. Although his work was different but he felt that it would give an impression of copying. So, his work remained unpublished.”
“He could have written blogs as I do.” It grinned. “You could read my musings at www.blogofasmilingcloud.com” It winked twice.
Have you ever felt that you are speaking to a cloud?
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I am in the dilemma whether I should take sannyas or tie the nuptial knot?
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Do you also feel the same?
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group
of people are shipwrecked :-
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Swiss men and 1 Swiss woman.
One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long
look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instruction>
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and
a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian
woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she
can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal
division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do;
how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the
taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
The two Swiss man opened a bank and married the Bulgarian and the Japanese
women. The Swiss women founded a feminist Group and supported all the women on the island.
Do you think racial humor is funny or offensive?
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Do you think they were saving a bidi or they were enjoying bidi smoking in each other’s company?
Friday, June 10, 2011
“There is a huge beehive on the neem tree. I am an expert in collecting honey from beehives. If you permit me I can collect.”
“You can come in the evening to do that.” I replied.
“I am skilled to do that even at noon hours. Actually ma’am I know a mantra which I chant and after that all the bees will leave this place and will go to some other place. I will collect the honey from the vacant beehive.”
“It is dangerous to do it at daytime. Better come at the dusk.”
“I am prepared with my long stick, on which kerosene dipped rugs have been tied. I will set fire to scare the worker bees to grasp the queen bee. I am ready with my bucket to collect honey.” He showed his blue colored bucket to me.
“I have to go to attend a meeting at some other site.”
“When you will return then you can see my expertise skills, ma’am.”
Three hours later when I returned, I found the stick with burnt rugs on one edge lying on the ground. I looked up and beehive was still there and the same blue colored bucket which was in the hands of confident guy was now on the top branch of neem tree.
Do you think he forgot the mantra or lost his confidence in front of thousands of stings?
Thursday, June 9, 2011
“A day before yesterday, I took it with me on my Mumbai trip so that in the journey I could read it. On my returning flight after complete reading, I placed it in the pocket of the front seat. I forgot to take it out. Sorry yaar.”
Should I scold him for misplacing my favourite book or should I be happy as someone else will be reading that book?
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Was he feeling ashamed or elated to observe such dance moves?
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Near about half an hour passed and I couldn’t see or hear anything from her side which worried me. I searched her under my bed, behind the furniture and below the settees. I couldn’t find her.
By chance she went out of my room while I was absorbed in my work therefore I searched her in each and every corner of the house. And I couldn’t find her. I decided to do my remaining home work. My school bag was horizontally placed along the wall. I opened its flap and found her sleeping over my books.
She is no more. This is 300th post dedicated to her.
Monday, June 6, 2011
“The party began with five shots, followed by three bottom ups. After that we all had to drink a glass full of wine. You know Chandrika, when vodka is mixed with wine in stomach then results can be …… So I didn’t take it rather plainly lied that that this glass of wine was not mine rather someone else. I had already finished mine. Uncountable bottles of beer were consumed by me and Mr. ‘P’ as we were the last two contestants.”
“Next morning, I reached my office on time and Mr. ‘P’ was still having hang over and couldn’t wake up till afternoon. When he returned back in this world, his first response was to know about me. It was revealed to him that I was in my office, working. He could only utter, “Dangerous Woman, she is!!!” ”
Do you think she is a dangerous woman or smart woman?
Thursday, June 2, 2011
“My name is Sheila.” He replied confidently
Should the songs like Sheila ki jawani be banned for children or should be taught like nursery rhymes as they are easy to remember than one’s own name? ;)
Friday, May 27, 2011
To save one’s life, one can break rules or one can not put life of other’s at risk?
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Is there any difference between blogger and begger?
Monday, May 16, 2011
Ms. : Unsuccessful persons think about going back to Stone Age, successful persons think about twenty-secondth century or beyond.
Do you agree with Mr. or Ms.?
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
“If you remember the advertisement then the purpose is solved.” The general manager replied.
“I have to sell the product so I remember it day and night, not forgetting it for a second. The need of celebrity was for common persons who are our buyers.”
“Our company do not believe in the concept of celebrities. Moreover our company firmly believe that you are our celebrity as you give business to our company by selling the product.”
Do you think general manager is too polite to consider a dealer as a celebrity or too smart to divert the flow of thoughts?
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Do you think it is a smart dog that can operate lift buttons or somebody presses the buttons for the poor creature so that it can land safely on ground?
Friday, May 6, 2011
“Don’t worry you must be having a duplicate key.” I soothed him.
“Chandrika, The key ring not only have my car keys but also my office main door key, cupboard keys, safe key and my bank locker key.” He whispered in my ears.
“And on the key ring it is written ‘I have never lost my keys.’” He said this in his normal pitch.
Does Mr. ‘H’ lose his key ring ‘I have never lost my keys’ forever or no?
Monday, May 2, 2011
Before I could have a glimpse of that sexy breeze blue, the lights went out. In the complete darkness my loud laugh could be heard.
Mr. ‘H’ took a few steps towards car while pressing the buttons of his mobile. He bought it near the car door and asked “How is the color?”
What should I say that in dim light I can’t see the color or in dim light breeze blue is hell lovable?
Sunday, May 1, 2011
“I want you to be the first person to wish me as I was born on this day some years back.” He said excitedly as well as lovingly.
I looked at the watch in mobile which was showing 12:01 am.
Do you think should I scold him for calling at this hour and disturbing my sleep or should I sweetly wish him ‘Happy B’day’?
Saturday, April 30, 2011
“OMG! It is more than my chronological age! I do regular exercise, avoid fried foods and eat lots of fruits. Even then!” I said.
What should I do to minimise my body age? Any suggestions.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
“Do not copy anybody’s style of writing rather create your own style of writing.” He suggested me.
So I tried to create my style of writing; short, crisp with a mark of interrogation at the end. I will like to thank Tomz who referred to my style of writing in his recent post.
Do you think it is distinct style or should I improve it to a more unique one?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Should I pick up the empty container and kulahad from the road and threw them back in his shop or should I ask him politely not to throw trash on the road?
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
A blogger from Germany told me when I asked about whether he wrote with his pen name or real name.
I tried all the possible combinations with German masculine names beginning with ‘Ma’ and surname beginning with ‘Go’. Do you think I will hit the correct name that suits his profession and personality or I am wasting my time?
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
“Hello. There is something new. I want to show you. It is in the kitchen.” He was too excited.
I followed him towards the kitchen.
“See, as I open the cupboard, new dustbin of white in color of penguin shape comes out. The black lid on its mouth opens automatically and as I close the cupboard the lid gets closed to avoid any fowl smell coming out and doesn’t allow the breeding of small insects. When it is filled it can be taken out to empty it in the big dustbin of the society.” He demonstrated the functioning of the new dustbin. With little twinkling eyes he asked me. “Isn’t it pretty?”
Friday, April 22, 2011
With tears in her eyes, she told “My husband threw me outside the house and locked the door. On my repeated requests and demands he is not opening the door.”
Do you think whose mistake is this; husband’s who locked the door or wife’s who created a scene?
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
To play this game, I picked up a library book and turned pages. The page no. 51-52 were missing and 53-54 were twice.
Now what should I do?
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
“Meow! Meow!!” The kid tried to chat with the little cat. It got up, jumped on the ground and came near him, rubbing her body against his legs.
“It is showing affection to me.” The kid happily told me. He became busy with it.
I buried myself into the book which I was reading.
A few minutes later, the kid came running from a passage where he went while playing. “It raised its tail showing her anger as I went near her three kittens that lived in the box behind the stairs in the passage. Thats why I ran away from there. Two kittens are exactly like her and the other one is pure black like their papa.”
“Do you meet their papa also?” I stopped reading and asked.
“No.” He looked at his new digital wrist watch and said “It is 10.48am. Papa must have gone to work and will return in the evening. Moreover, if the color of kitten does not match with mother then it must be of father’s.”
“It can possibly be their grandparent’s color.”
Do you think it is the right time to teach him Mendel’s Law or should wait for some more years?
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
He stepped forward to hold the dupatta, I freed it to fall it on the ground of lift. I brought the stones to cover the hole. “Same you will feel now as I have felt when you stopped talking to me, stopped all modes of communications; an engulfing silence and even more engulfing darkness!” I forgot the pain of scratches of all sizes on my body made by the sharp ridges of hole as my heart was filled with immense pleasure of making him suffer.
When I am kind hearted person how even in my dream can I be so cruel?
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Do you agree or disagree with her that drying clothes on strings is an art?
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
End of the blog. ;) Popcorns and coke time! :) This is 275th post. :)
Monday, April 11, 2011
On critical examination of my suit, I realised that I must discard it from my wardrobe as the chikankari embroidery had frayed as well as the orange color print had faded. I was sitting in waiting lounge hence a little bit free to think about such things.
My dupatta flipped from the gust of air from the ceiling fan as someone who just entered the lounge switch it on. I noticed that I have draped it from wrong side, uneven threads were clearly visible. I rectified my mistake. To my surprise, the suit was stitched with wrong side of embroidery on right side of the suit as poorly and roughly finished ends of threads have lose ends on the right side.
I did my Masters in Clothing and Textiles and my thesis work was on creating innovative designs of embroidery on woman’s garments like saree, suit, gown, lengha etc.
Do you think it’s my life’s biggest mistake or there are still more chances that I can make sillier mistakes?
Photo (Top) : Wrong side of embroidery
Photo (Below) : Right side of embroidery
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Should I ask him to blink otherwise he will spoil his eyes or should I allow him to stare me forever and ever without blinking?
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
At this time he should smoke or should control his temptation?
Monday, April 4, 2011
“You made curtain out of the bed cover you were painting yester week.” Seeing the curtain in my drawing room Mrs. ‘T’ commented.
“Ya, I changed my mind to utilise this piece of cloth as curtain, to give a different look.” I replied.
“Two bunches of flowers on left and right, one in centre top and bottom is blank. You must paint the replica of flowers at the bottom middle also. It will give curtain a better look.”
Should I repeat the design one more time at bottom as there is too much space or should I not repeat the motif as it will look ‘Over’?
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
“Any mango product is a slow poison for you.” Some days back my doctor had advised.
Should I drink it as she has prepared with love and care or should I not as doctor has advised me not to take any mango product?
Friday, April 1, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Will it be able to cross the road or not? Fingers crossed.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Was it a mobile barber shop or something else?
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
“You will be wasting so much water.” A college going guy commented.
“It is soothing and enjoying.” Rich man tried to justify.
Is it enjoying or wastage of precious water?
Saturday, March 26, 2011
“Poch poch. Eat it. Eat it.” I said.
“Tuli doesn’t eat chapatti. He only eats spicy, fried and baked food.” A person observing this told me.
Tomorrow what should I give him; Domino’s pizza or McDonald’s burger? ;-)
Friday, March 25, 2011
As he went away the boss said “It is good if he drinks daily, he will die soon. Roog katega.” Saying this, boss lit the cigarette.
What does boss think that drinking daily will decrease ones life span and smoking will not or if peon is enjoying in office hours why not he?
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Any guesses what it wished to buy? ;-)
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
“You should varnish and cover it with cellophane sheet. It will protect it from dust and dirt.” Mrs. ‘L’ suggested me on seeing this oil painting by me.
What do you think should I accept her suggestions or keep it in its natural form?
Monday, March 21, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
“From the last two years I wear them to correct my eyesight.”
Do you think he was disturbed by watching a brutal scene, to divert his mind and to soothe himself he hold my hand or instead of watching such a thrilling and interesting movie he was admiring me in dim lights of hall?
If former is correct reason then kiss on right cheek and if later then kiss on left cheek. ;-)
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
“These days I watch porn animation. I see no harm in it as they are fictional images only. Cartoons are so cuchi puchi and it is fun to watch them. And I love hentai.”
What I can say now, this is 250th post.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Pentagon had a younger sister and a brother. When his brother was in seventh standard, he bunked classes with friends to swim in the nearby canal. The flow of stream was so fast that his brother’s dead body could not be found. This shock decreased the screaming frequency of his mother but her habit to clean things increased; instead of washing currency notes once with detergent, she started washing them seven times.
His younger sister was a slow leaner, not beautiful and has disproportionate figure. She was doing B.Sc. (Home Science). It was her good luck that the seats in the college increased in that particular year of her admission.
Pentagon is presently doing a decent job in a foreign country.
What question should I ask in the end of this post, Tomz will suggest? ;)
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
“Whose glasses were missing?” Pentagon replied while standing in the corridor.
“What did you write?”
“Did you write only ‘Kutchu’s’? What is the need to write whole sentence?” She uttered something in her mother tongue which only Pentagon understood.
“Kutchu’s glasses were missing.”
“What was the Question No. 2?”
This question and answer session continued till he replied to all the questions from the question paper. If he answered them correctly then only his mother allowed him to come in the house and if he answered a single question incorrectly his mother punished him by standing in the corridor for long hours.
Did the passer bys from that corridor help him by giving food and water or were they mere silent watchers?
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Whenever he returned home from school or playground, he neither rang the bell nor knocked the door rather asked her mother to open the door. He waited till she came and opened the door forcefully by pushing it outwards. The door springs pushed it back with the same force. He had to rush in that house in that limited time. If by mistake he touched the wall or door or handle of door she uncountable times slapped him.
Do you think his mother was psycho or no?
Monday, March 14, 2011
“Hakira suntaa nee. (Hakira doesn’t listen)”. He paused and looked if I understood. On seeing my blank face he said, “Its name was Hakira. My granddaughter called it by its name and he didn’t listen to her so she started calling Hakira suntaa nee. That’s how it got its present name. Now everybody in the family called it Hakira suntaa nee.”
Have you ever heard the funnier pet name than this one; yes or no?
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
I noticed she had vertical frowns on her forehead and her husband had horizontal frowns between his nose and chin. He was standing beside her and thoroughly enjoying this whole scolding episode.
So do you think it is true or false that unlike poles attract each other?
Friday, March 11, 2011
On reaching home, the kid with us narrated this incidence to his grandfather as, “Today we went to a unique mall whose entrance was not from ground floor rather from third floor.”
Do you think should I tell the kid that it was an ordinary mall or should I let him to be happy with the wrong concept of visiting a UNIQUE mall?
Thursday, March 10, 2011
In public places, it’s good or bad?
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
“What happened?” I asked curiously.
“Half an hour later, all the beehives in the building will be destroyed by spraying insecticides.”
“Yesterday, the honey bees attacked the members of a house who were performing a hawan. They stung four people. One woman was rushed to the hospital.”
Next day when I opened the front door of my house, I found thousands of killed bees scattered in the corridor.
For stinging four people should the lives of thousands of bees be taken or not?
Monday, March 7, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
I want to learn dance but confused what to join; Salsa or Hip-Hop?
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
“It seems that some fault has occurred in the electric wire supplying electricity to our house.” The kid said as he saw other houses in the locality were well lit with the back up power supply.
“Oh! The battery of mobile is discharged. The emergency light will not work as I forget to charge it. There are no candles as need never arise because of power back up system in this society.” The mother said in disappointment.
“Next day of Diwali I collected unburned pieces of candles from our balcony and stored them in my box. I have two small candles. We can use them.” The kid went to fetch them.
I was their guest who was observing this.
Should one store such small things in house as they can be needed any time or they just occupy the good space and are useless most of the time?
Saturday, February 26, 2011
A young guy in the car honked on a congested road of Gurgaon as the middle aged person in the front car was not providing sufficient space for his car to move ahead. The middle aged man was busy in talking on mobile. The young guy disturbed that middle aged man to the utmost extent by honking non stop.
Do you think it is irrational to disturb a person as there can be some important call on the mobile or it is the best way to realise that person his mistake by continuously honking?
Thursday, February 24, 2011
“Do you go to some office, ma’am?” Maid wanted to know the reason. “I work in other houses also. I will not be free at that time”
“Actually at 9am sharp I go to activity centre for playing cards. I never delay it. You can do the work in other houses later on. Don’t forget to come to my house on time.”
The maid couldn’t digest this reason and hence told the residents of whole society.
Do you think that playing cards is a justified reason for asking maid to come on time or no?
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Do you think guys enjoy or dislike dirty jokes?
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Should I laugh heartedly in bank or shouldn’t laugh as to maintain the decorum of the bank?
Saturday, February 19, 2011
In the second round of walking that person removed white top and was holding it in left hand.
“Oh Sh*t! It is a MAN!” The kid commented again.
When the kid did guess it right, first time or second time? ;-)
Friday, February 18, 2011
Yesterday, I was seeing the photographs stored in my computer. I came across a pic which I clicked in a shopping mall on Independence Day. The mall was decorated with tricolour balloons, star, some decorative hangings and a phansi ka phanda (hanged rope).
Do you think this decoration is patriotic or hilarious?
Thursday, February 17, 2011
A few days back I read about him that he can run 35 kilo meters at a stretch.
How many kilo meters can you run at a stretch? OK guys, I ask a simple question. How many meters? ;)
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
“On which other people come and leave comments.” He said.
“You write about what?”
“About my minute observations. I am writing in English and not in Hindi. I know my English is not so good but I am giving it a try.”
“Keep writing it will improve.” He advised me.
I recalled this conversation after hearing the news of his death.
This is 225th post, dedicated to his advice.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
“Do you have two rupees change, ma’am?” That shopkeeper asked me when my turn came for billing.
“I have toffees in exchange.” I replied.
Will shopkeeper accept toffees in exchange of coins from me or no?