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Sunday, June 12, 2011

A mail

I received this mail.

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group
of people are shipwrecked :-

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Swiss men and 1 Swiss woman.

One month later on the same island in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
ménage-à-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long
look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instruction>

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and
a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
their stores.

The two Australian men are contemplating suicide because the Australian
woman keeps complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she
can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal
division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do;
how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the
taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and have set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.

The two Swiss man opened a bank and married the Bulgarian and the Japanese
women. The Swiss women founded a feminist Group and supported all the women on the island.


Do you think racial humor is funny or offensive?

11 comments:

  1. ur version is wrong:-

    A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

    A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
    C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
    D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
    F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
    G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
    H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

    What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

    A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

    C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend time with the German woman.

    D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

    E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

    F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

    G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is [no swearing please]ing about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

    H. What happened to the Indians????

    The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!

    ---------
    the brits are not as shy as we ...!!

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  2. it was nice...I like Sankoobaba version better and original(no offense plz)Indian are shy and will wait forever ...
    it was good thou!

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  3. Very funny.Never read something like ths for ages

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  4. Funny and some of them are nasty! :)

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  5. Is "racial" the right word? It's about national stereotypes (strict Germans, business savvy Chinese etc.). This can be traced back in Europe to the 18th and even 17th century. And some are really funny. I think a "good" joke is always a bit mean too.

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  6. Chandrika,

    Funny but almost factual in race traits.

    Take care

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