Pornography

Pornography is a complete LIE!

A gal wrote this somewhere on net.

Do you agree or disagree with her?

Wall hanging

“See, what my best friend ‘P’ has made for me!” A kid excitedly pointed towards a wall hanging.
“Has she returned from Canada?” I asked.
“No! His father visited us yesterday. She sent it with him. She prepared it herself especially for me.”

“Nice! But this is wrong side of it. You should put it like this.” I turned the wall hanging.
“This is not the right side as you can easily see joints.” He turned it again.
“It looks more beautiful and unique from the other side.”

According to you which is the right side of the wall hanging; pic1 or pic2?

Tired me!

I was trying to sleep in my room after a hectic day which includes fifteen hours of travelling by road, I felt as if my bed was vibrating. Oh God! I am soooo tired that even bed seems to be in movement as a result of prolonged shaking of body in travelling! Uneasy me turned, changed my position and tried to sleep again. No more shaking was felt and sleep embraced me.

Next morning the main news of newspaper is ‘Earthquake shook Delhi and NCR for 5-6 seconds at 11.58pm.’

Sometimes are you also so much tired that even quakes seem to be a part of your tiredness? ;)

A reserved chit-chatter

The moment that totally changed my life is

When I had break up….
Before that I was RESERVED and after that CHIT-CHATTER. ;)

This is 350th post!

Moments....

"Moments that totally changed my life are…
When I kissed my girl friend underwater….
When my father died….
When my wife dumped me after 23 years of married life….
When I remarried her step-daughter…."

An elderly man told this to another.

What are the moments that completely changed your life?

GOOD OMENS!

“See ACCIDENTS as GOOD OMENS!” I said.

Do you think this is only theoretically possible or practically also?

My life

I wrote on facebook : No Saturdays no Sundays only Workdays in my life!

Ms ‘T’ asked : Do you like it or not?

I replied : Like it?????????? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Do you like to work on weekends or not?