Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A goat in shopping mall!

A white coloured goat with black patches entered the shopping mall while security guard was dozing off. It took a few hesitant steps in the corridor. Seeing nobody to object it walked confidently towards a particular rack in the closest shop.

Any guesses what it wished to buy? ;-)

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Oil painting by me


“You should varnish and cover it with cellophane sheet. It will protect it from dust and dirt.” Mrs. ‘L’ suggested me on seeing this oil painting by me.

What do you think should I accept her suggestions or keep it in its natural form?

Monday, March 21, 2011

First comment!

“First comment!” Some bloggers wrote this on recent post.

What is important, writing 'First comment!' or views expressed about that post?

Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Kiss on cheek!

“You wear specks, Chandrika.” Mr. ‘H’ commented while watching a dark romantic movie in a theatre. At that time, the first husband of heroine cheated in the game and hit the servant’s eye with a chabuk (horse whip) which bled profusely. I did not like to be disturbed while watching movie and that too a thrilling scene. I maintained the silence to enjoy the movie. He leaned a little towards me, excitedly or fearful placed his hands on mine and whisper, “I am seeing you wearing spectacles for the first time.”
“From the last two years I wear them to correct my eyesight.”

Do you think he was disturbed by watching a brutal scene, to divert his mind and to soothe himself he hold my hand or instead of watching such a thrilling and interesting movie he was admiring me in dim lights of hall?

If former is correct reason then kiss on right cheek and if later then kiss on left cheek. ;-)

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Internet : Boon or bane

“She thoroughly searched internet which drug in how much amount would be fatal for her.” Mr. ‘L’ told about her niece who committed suicide because of frustrations in career.

What do you think internet is boon or bane?

Friday, March 18, 2011

Watching porn animation

"Reading your post, 'Watching porn movies' inspired me so much that I stopped watching porn movies." The college girl proudly told me.
“Hmmm….”
“These days I watch porn animation. I see no harm in it as they are fictional images only. Cartoons are so cuchi puchi and it is fun to watch them. And I love hentai.”

What I can say now, this is 250th post.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Tomz request

On Tomz request I am writing one more post on Pentagon.

Pentagon had a younger sister and a brother. When his brother was in seventh standard, he bunked classes with friends to swim in the nearby canal. The flow of stream was so fast that his brother’s dead body could not be found. This shock decreased the screaming frequency of his mother but her habit to clean things increased; instead of washing currency notes once with detergent, she started washing them seven times.

His younger sister was a slow leaner, not beautiful and has disproportionate figure. She was doing B.Sc. (Home Science). It was her good luck that the seats in the college increased in that particular year of her admission.

Pentagon is presently doing a decent job in a foreign country.

What question should I ask in the end of this post, Tomz will suggest? ;)