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Today, I receive this sms

A 18yrs old girl…
A 20yrs old boy…
They were sitting on the sofa in a house. ALONE!
The girl stood up to go.
The boy caught her hand and pulled her closer. He gave her a tight hug and.…..
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2 be continued..
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To read the next episode without spending money, what should be the reply?

eRakhi

On the auspicious occasion of rakhi I am sending eRakhi to my favourite blog.

To which blog will you like to send eRakhi?

Creative kiss

While kissing, I love to experiment with my girlfriend. I enjoy trying different types of kisses. A surprising and creative kiss exclusively for her, any suggestions?

A guy wrote this question somewhere on net. Poor guy! Nobody reply on this post.

Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man when Spiderman hangs upside down and his girl friend kisses him in rain while standing on the ground is considered to be the most creative on-screen kiss. Have tried it yet? ;)
For finer details watch Spiderman kiss on YouTube. ;)

Do you think should I reply to this post with the above comment in blue color or leave the post blank?

Right time to invest!

“Are you single or double?” A manager of a reputed bank asked me.
“Single!!” I said with a little weirdness in my voice.
“Oh! That’s GREAT! This is the right time to invest with our bank scheme.”

Have you ever heard of any special scheme for SINGLES only or no?

Which category?

“Some authors write extremely boring stuff and they not only waste their time in writing but also waste others time who reads them. And some write extremely well that one can recall even after years what they have written.” I told Mr.'H'.

“In which category do u fall, dear?” He laughingly asked.

Google plus

Mr. ‘H’ said “On Google plus I am not creating too many circles such as school friends, college friends, colleagues, neighbours, acquaintances, blogger friends, immediate relatives, extended family members and the persons whom I want to forget but can’t.”
Seeing my confused face he explained “I mean Ex (es).”
“hmm…”
“I am different person. I like to do things differently from others.”
“Really!” I said.
“Therefore I have created only two circles one is ‘GODS’ and other is ‘DEMONS’. I’m bit confused like you in which circle should I place YOU?” He asked me with a wink.

Dr. & Cr.

“Debit and credit are the simplest terms.” Mr. ‘H’ said.
“Debit and credit are the ambiguous terms.” I said.

Do you agree with Mr. ‘H’ or me?