“Earthquake is coming! Can you feel it?” I asked Mr. ‘H’.
“If you won’t take your lunch till 6pm you will for sure feel body tremors.” He replied.
“Earthquake is still there I can feel the tremors.”
“If you keep working all the day without taking meal at proper time, you will feel earthquakes of even higher intensity then what you are felling now. Why don’t you take the meal at proper hour?”
Monday, September 19, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
My favourite dish
“We are organising a party. Come and join us!” Mr. ‘H’ said.
“I do not like to go to parties.” I replied.
“I will ask the chief chef to prepare your favourite dish as main dish. Now you must join us.”
“If my favourite dish is served in the party as main dish then nobody will enjoy.”
Can anyone guess which my favourite dish is that is not relished by masses?
“I do not like to go to parties.” I replied.
“I will ask the chief chef to prepare your favourite dish as main dish. Now you must join us.”
“If my favourite dish is served in the party as main dish then nobody will enjoy.”
Can anyone guess which my favourite dish is that is not relished by masses?
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
P(R)AN Application form
“This form is to be filled with black ink and not in blue as you have done.” Going through the application form holding in his hand Mr. ‘K’ said.
“It is written no where on the form.” I said.
“PAN form is to be filled in BLACK ink only. You have to fill it again.”
“I fill a PRAN application form not PAN. I want a Permanent Retirement Account Number rather Permanent Account Number.” I said.
“Ohho! For that you can fill in it with any ink.”
Do you think he needs specks which correctly show letter ‘R’ in between ‘P’ and ‘A’ to him only? ;)
“It is written no where on the form.” I said.
“PAN form is to be filled in BLACK ink only. You have to fill it again.”
“I fill a PRAN application form not PAN. I want a Permanent Retirement Account Number rather Permanent Account Number.” I said.
“Ohho! For that you can fill in it with any ink.”
Do you think he needs specks which correctly show letter ‘R’ in between ‘P’ and ‘A’ to him only? ;)
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Halt in traffic jam
“A few rain showers create pools and potholes on roads. One is halted in traffic jam whichever road one takes to the destination. It is irritating as well as frustrating because one is going nothing, a total wastage of time!” I said.
“You can honk to irritate others! Why to be frustrated alone?” Mr. ‘H’ said with a little wink.
“You can honk to irritate others! Why to be frustrated alone?” Mr. ‘H’ said with a little wink.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Soft!
“Papa, you should shave!” A little girl said to his father as she touched his face by mistake while swimming on Sunday evening.
“What is the use of that, my child?” He calmly asked.
“You will be soft SOFT!”
Does this story bring smile on your soft face? ;)
“What is the use of that, my child?” He calmly asked.
“You will be soft SOFT!”
Does this story bring smile on your soft face? ;)
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Thank You!
Jack left this comment on the previous post.
Finally caught up with all pending posts since 12 Aug and left comments on each. Read if you have time and patience.
My reply :
Thanks Jack for patiently reading all my posts and leaving comments on them. I always spare time to read the views, suggestions and criticisms of my readers. It is just that I am bit lazy or bit busy or both so as to I do not reply to each and every comment personally. I apologise for that.
Do the readers think that writing ‘Thank you’ to each comment makes the content on the blog boring or it must be done as a polite etiquette?
Finally caught up with all pending posts since 12 Aug and left comments on each. Read if you have time and patience.
My reply :
Thanks Jack for patiently reading all my posts and leaving comments on them. I always spare time to read the views, suggestions and criticisms of my readers. It is just that I am bit lazy or bit busy or both so as to I do not reply to each and every comment personally. I apologise for that.
Do the readers think that writing ‘Thank you’ to each comment makes the content on the blog boring or it must be done as a polite etiquette?
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Pornography
Pornography is a complete LIE!
A gal wrote this somewhere on net.
Do you agree or disagree with her?
A gal wrote this somewhere on net.
Do you agree or disagree with her?
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