Three stupid questions

In general while chatting online people asked me.
Q1 Hello. How r u?
I was good before talking to u. ;)
Q2 What r u doing?
Of course chatting with u. ;)
Q3 Tell something about you.
It is written on my blog. ;)

Do you think they have enough time to waste or do they think that I have plenty of time to waste? ;)

Spellings

I wrote on a social networking site : Why people make so many spelling mistakes that I can't even understand what they are trying to say!?!! :/

Mr. 'N' commented : They are SMS ing.

me : SMS has given new heights to SPELLINGS! :D

Do you agree or disagree with me?

U?

Mr. 'D' : u?
me : http://www.blogger.com/profile/16765666976286325907
Mr. 'D' : tell abt u
me : It is written on my blog.
Mr. 'D' : i could not see

Should I suggest Mr. 'D' to wear branded spectacles or lens to see it clearly? ;)

Physical relationship

Mr. 'R' : do u like physical relationship
me : What about you?
Mr. 'R' : tell ur opinion
me : First you!
Mr. 'R' : i love to do physical relation. what about u
me : With whom female or male? ;)

Number of children

“Where have you worked before?” I asked.
“I was driver of a Korean family. I can speak English as I have cleared 10+2. I am a responsible person. I have 2-3 children.” Mr.'F' replied.

How many children he have 2/3 or 2+3=5? ;)

A question

Do you think if these stalked clothes fall from one’s hand will they break? ;)

Love-life

Every man's love-life is interesting. If he doesn't have one, that's interesting. If he has one, that's interesting. And if he has two, that's twice as interesting.
I read these lines in 'A Suitable Boy' by Vikram Seth.

What is your opinion about man's love-life?