Frog

In a park, after chasing a frog for a long time, a kid catches it. Immediately dropped it on the grass and said, “I will never catch a frog.”

Why did he take this decision?

Tamil

“Do you know Tamil?” A stranger asked me.
“I wanna learn Tamil so that I can watch R. Madhavan’s movies.” I replied.

Was I kidding or serious?

Excuse

A kid was not doing the morning yoga exercises properly even on my repeated advices. “Why you are not concentrating on exercise?” At last I lost my temper and scolded him.

“Ma’am, today I forgot to brush my teeth.” He replied innocently.

On hearing such a sweet excuse what should I do laugh heartily or discipline him?

Handicap

“Ya. You can come today, anytime.” On mobile, a young entrepreneur said to a staff member of Internet Company. While putting the phone down, his other hand gave the thumbs up. The young guy was starting a new venture at Gurgaon and wanted some Vastu help from me.

He told me, “You know Chandrika, we were handicap without any internet connection.”

Do you agree or disagree with the statement?

Cuckoo

With shrieking sound, female cuckoo suddenly came from somewhere as a crow was chasing her. The cuckoo was trying to save her from piercing beak, hit her head with the big glass pane of the building, and fell on the grass. I was watching this, ran towards her.

After such a severe accident do you think she would be alive or dead?

Convince

News in a leading newspaper :

A young guy shouted from the top of a building, “I will commit suicide if I will not be married to the girl ‘Y’.” An old filmy style grabbed the attention of passer-bys. The girl ‘Y’ and her father were also invited to watch this whole drama. People’s pressure forced father to say ‘YES’.

As the young guy gladly came down, girl’s father refused to marry her daughter to him.

Now, should the young guy go back, on the top of the building? :-D Try try try again. :-D

Drink party

A college pass out guy send me a sms as

An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and hope of tomorrow << = >> Mrs. and Mr. Y would love to have you for dinner party… Join them for some great food, great wine and great people >>> Lets wine and dine together sharp at 9pm in ……. hotel.

Thanks for the invitation. Convey my best wishes to Mrs. and Mr. Y. Sorry I will not be able to attend it. Hope u guys enjoy it.

But why ma’am……Y uncle specialy told me to invite u…….Its hardly a matter of half an hour……

Have you ever attended a drink party which was just half an hour long? ;-)