Wednesday, November 28, 2012

GF's name on hand!

I heard this interesting joke on fm radio.

Once a teenager pierced his hand with a sharp knife and wrote his girlfriend's name. After that he started  crying.
One of his friend asked, "What happened?"
With great difficulty he could only reply, "S........Spelling mistake!!!"

Will he write his GF's name on his other hand? ;)

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

LOUDSPEAKER

In the morning, loud noise coming from a distance woke me up earlier as a result I had an acute headache. All day I couldn't take a nap just because of the noise from the distant loudspeaker. Although they were playing nice songs but I couldn't enjoy them because they were disturbing me and I couldn't concentrate on my work. At night I couldn't sleep because of the irritating loud noise as I need calm and peaceful place. I closed all the doors and windows of my house and drew curtains thinking that it might help me as the cloth absorbed noise. But there was no change. To pass time I updated my facebook status as

Man's worst invention is 'LOUDSPEAKER'!

Do you agree or disagree with me?

Monday, November 26, 2012

Musical instrument?

Hi Readers.
I am back after a quick break from blogging. Sorry, I was busy to even write about it. All those same problems in business and life made me busy, very busy. Anyways I am back and I will try to write regularly in this space.

I and the kid were watching this old classic movie 'Naseeb' starring Amitabh Bachchan, Shatrughan Sinha, Hema Malini and Reena Roy. As soon as this song begun, the kid asked me "What is the name of this musical instrument that Reena Roy (female actress) is playing in this song?"
I do not know the answer.

Dear Reader, do you know the answer?

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

3 B's

Three B's that change my life are
BUSINESS! BLOG!! BLISS!!!

This is 500th post! :)

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

A friend?


Hello
Cheer day.
I am very happy to meet you,
I know that this mail will find you in good health and also surprised, but I believe God has his own way of bringing people together,
My name is Janet Williams. I'm looking for a reliable person and God fearing, I like you to be my friend and I also seek advice from you that will help me to overcome my present situation,
My dear, please write back to me so I'll explain more about myself and also send you my pictures,
Please do not leave a humble and lonely heart who is looking for his love, because friendship is a foundation to build other relatives good things to come,
God bless you as I wait to read your response,
her Janet.

Today I received this mail from email Id Janet William 'janetwiliam20@yahoo.co.uk'. Should I ignore it as spam or become friend of Janet?

Friday, October 26, 2012

Life in a cage?


I drank water from the pot. I didn’t like it as it was warmer because of hot climate outside. Scorching heat made me low. Chirping of birds diverted my attention and I looked towards the sky where I saw three birds exactly like me flying freely. It was only me who was caged and couldn’t fly. The other birds were so happy and lucky and I so unhappy and unlucky!

Suddenly a shikra, a bird of prey came from nowhere and sat on my cage to catch me but couldn’t harm me because of the iron bars between us. It flew away and caught the little one while the other two birds could only scream.

Should I be happy or sad as I live in a cage?

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Lap of neem tree!


A peepal sapling has grown in the lap of a large neem tree.

In your opinion, peepal should be transplanted in the field or it should be allowed to grow naturally in the lap of neem tree?