Mongoose crossing a busy road

After hesitating a bit a mongoose began to cross one of the busiest roads of Gurgaon. A car and a truck were coming on the same road with full speed. Mongoose ran to cross. The car stopped harshly to save it whereas the truck came closer.

Will it be able to cross the road or not? Fingers crossed.

Shaving

I saw a young guy shaving beard of another man sitting in a Maruti 800 car, parked in front of a multi-storey building in Gurgaon. The two of them were sitting at the back seat and third person was watching them in rear mirror sitting on the front seat.

Was it a mobile barber shop or something else?

Assji

Mr. ‘L’ : I am ass. I am the biggest ass in this world.
Mr. ‘B’ : Nice to meet u, ASSji. ;) I am first time meeting an ass virtually. :)

Assji is abuse or honor?

Romance on the road

I saw a couple in shabby cloths, caressing and kissing each other in the middle of the road which resulted in bumper to bumper traffic jam.

Such scenes on roads are irritating or romantic?

Precious water

“I installed a waterfall and rain shower in my bathroom.” A rich middle aged man proudly told.
“You will be wasting so much water.” A college going guy commented.
“It is soothing and enjoying.” Rich man tried to justify.

Is it enjoying or wastage of precious water?

A street dog

I gave some bits of chapatti to a street dog that lived outside a posh colony of Gurgaon. He sniffed them and looked towards me as if asking “What is this?”
“Poch poch. Eat it. Eat it.” I said.
“Tuli doesn’t eat chapatti. He only eats spicy, fried and baked food.” A person observing this told me.

Tomorrow what should I give him; Domino’s pizza or McDonald’s burger? ;-)

Die soon

“Till I am on this seat drink daily and enjoy life. If you need money for drinking you can take it from me.” A boss encouraged the peon who was drunk during the office hours.
As he went away the boss said “It is good if he drinks daily, he will die soon. Roog katega.” Saying this, boss lit the cigarette.

What does boss think that drinking daily will decrease ones life span and smoking will not or if peon is enjoying in office hours why not he?

Love Vs. Sacrifice

"I want my ex girl friend to be happy wherever she is!" A guy wrote this somewhere.

Do you think this is love or sacrifice?

A goat in shopping mall!

A white coloured goat with black patches entered the shopping mall while security guard was dozing off. It took a few hesitant steps in the corridor. Seeing nobody to object it walked confidently towards a particular rack in the closest shop.

Any guesses what it wished to buy? ;-)

Oil painting by me

“You should varnish and cover it with cellophane sheet. It will protect it from dust and dirt.” Mrs. ‘L’ suggested me on seeing this oil painting by me.

What do you think should I accept her suggestions or keep it in its natural form?

First comment!

“First comment!” Some bloggers wrote this on recent post.

What is important, writing 'First comment!' or views expressed about that post?

A Kiss on cheek!

“You wear specks, Chandrika.” Mr. ‘H’ commented while watching a dark romantic movie in a theatre. At that time, the first husband of heroine cheated in the game and hit the servant’s eye with a chabuk (horse whip) which bled profusely. I did not like to be disturbed while watching movie and that too a thrilling scene. I maintained the silence to enjoy the movie. He leaned a little towards me, excitedly or fearful placed his hands on mine and whisper, “I am seeing you wearing spectacles for the first time.”
“From the last two years I wear them to correct my eyesight.”

Do you think he was disturbed by watching a brutal scene, to divert his mind and to soothe himself he hold my hand or instead of watching such a thrilling and interesting movie he was admiring me in dim lights of hall?

If former is correct reason then kiss on right cheek and if later then kiss on left cheek. ;-)

Internet : Boon or bane

“She thoroughly searched internet which drug in how much amount would be fatal for her.” Mr. ‘L’ told about her niece who committed suicide because of frustrations in career.

What do you think internet is boon or bane?

Watching porn animation

"Reading your post, 'Watching porn movies' inspired me so much that I stopped watching porn movies." The college girl proudly told me.
“Hmmm….”
“These days I watch porn animation. I see no harm in it as they are fictional images only. Cartoons are so cuchi puchi and it is fun to watch them. And I love hentai.”

What I can say now, this is 250th post.

Tomz request

On Tomz request I am writing one more post on Pentagon.

Pentagon had a younger sister and a brother. When his brother was in seventh standard, he bunked classes with friends to swim in the nearby canal. The flow of stream was so fast that his brother’s dead body could not be found. This shock decreased the screaming frequency of his mother but her habit to clean things increased; instead of washing currency notes once with detergent, she started washing them seven times.

His younger sister was a slow leaner, not beautiful and has disproportionate figure. She was doing B.Sc. (Home Science). It was her good luck that the seats in the college increased in that particular year of her admission.

Pentagon is presently doing a decent job in a foreign country.

What question should I ask in the end of this post, Tomz will suggest? ;)

Pentagon story continues…

“What was the Question No.1?” During examination days Pentagon mother asked from indoors.
“Whose glasses were missing?” Pentagon replied while standing in the corridor.
“What did you write?”
“Kutchu’s.”
“Did you write only ‘Kutchu’s’? What is the need to write whole sentence?” She uttered something in her mother tongue which only Pentagon understood.
“Kutchu’s glasses were missing.”
“What was the Question No. 2?”

This question and answer session continued till he replied to all the questions from the question paper. If he answered them correctly then only his mother allowed him to come in the house and if he answered a single question incorrectly his mother punished him by standing in the corridor for long hours.

Did the passer bys from that corridor help him by giving food and water or were they mere silent watchers?

Pentagon

When I was six years old, in my neighbourhood live a boy of almost same age whose real name nobody knew but known as ‘Pentagon’. He was a fair colored, slim and intelligent boy even then I always pitied him.

Whenever he returned home from school or playground, he neither rang the bell nor knocked the door rather asked her mother to open the door. He waited till she came and opened the door forcefully by pushing it outwards. The door springs pushed it back with the same force. He had to rush in that house in that limited time. If by mistake he touched the wall or door or handle of door she uncountable times slapped him.

Do you think his mother was psycho or no?

Hakira

“It is cute. What its name?” I asked an elderly man who was walking along with his pet dog.

“Hakira suntaa nee. (Hakira doesn’t listen)”. He paused and looked if I understood. On seeing my blank face he said, “Its name was Hakira. My granddaughter called it by its name and he didn’t listen to her so she started calling Hakira suntaa nee. That’s how it got its present name. Now everybody in the family called it Hakira suntaa nee.”

Have you ever heard the funnier pet name than this one; yes or no?

Lemon rinds

In a temple, I saw the squeezed lemon rinds used as a base for lighting of batti.

Do you think the person is doing this because of superstition or saving diya by utilising the waste material?

Frowns!!

“There is so much dust here.” A middle aged woman pointed towards the table in a restaurant. She shouted again to waiter, “Do it quickly, lazy fellow!”

I noticed she had vertical frowns on her forehead and her husband had horizontal frowns between his nose and chin. He was standing beside her and thoroughly enjoying this whole scolding episode.

So do you think it is true or false that unlike poles attract each other?

Unique shopping mall

Yesterday, we went to watch a movie in a mall. Only five minutes were left to start that movie so we hurriedly parked the car in basement parking and took a lift to third floor where theatres were located. We quickly took tickets and reached there on time.

On reaching home, the kid with us narrated this incidence to his grandfather as, “Today we went to a unique mall whose entrance was not from ground floor rather from third floor.”

Do you think should I tell the kid that it was an ordinary mall or should I let him to be happy with the wrong concept of visiting a UNIQUE mall?

It’s GOOD!

A guy kneeling outside the swimming pool clicked the photos of his girl friend’s face that was standing in the pool. He was taking the photos from every angle. One of their friends meekly came, grabbed the girl friend from behind and pulled her out of the pool for a better view of her cleavage. Boy friend captured the beauty, took a sip of choco shake and said, “It’s GOOD!” ;-)

In public places, it’s good or bad?

A click!

“What did you click in this pic?????.......twigs without any leaves.” Mr. ‘T’ laughed a little while commenting.
“Flock of birds.” I replied.

Can you see the birds clearly in this photograph or no?

Beehives

“Even at this hour, there is nobody in the park.” A woman pointed out this.
“What happened?” I asked curiously.
“Half an hour later, all the beehives in the building will be destroyed by spraying insecticides.”
“Why?”
“Yesterday, the honey bees attacked the members of a house who were performing a hawan. They stung four people. One woman was rushed to the hospital.”

Next day when I opened the front door of my house, I found thousands of killed bees scattered in the corridor.

For stinging four people should the lives of thousands of bees be taken or not?

Shut down

As soon as I click on the shut down button of my laptop, my mind is flooded with all kinds of humorous experiences, interesting stories and crispy spicy conversations.

Does this happen with me only or with every blogger?

Business in white

“Chandrika, you have to sell the item at maximum rate and raise the bill in minimum amount. This business is in white money only.” A businessman told me.

Do you think this business is in white or black?

Dance classes

With the morning newspaper a pink colour pamphlet was distributed. On reading it, I come to know that the advertisement was printed on it about dance classes which are going to start shortly in our locality. They offered Salsa or Hip-Hop courses.

I want to learn dance but confused what to join; Salsa or Hip-Hop?

Open air loo

“Is there any loo in this area?” A person asked the shopkeeper.
“Go behind that wall and pissed. There is open air loo.” The shopkeeper replied.

Even if we want to make our area clean can we do or that is not possible?