Wittiest pic of 2011!

While surfing net I come across this pic with the caption ‘Gas Transplant’. This is the wittiest pic I have seen in 2011!

Goodbye 2011!

Courtesy (pic): thewittyshit.com

GOD?

“I don’t believe in God. I hate God.” A middle aged widow said after hearing about the untimely death of her daughter. She was a religious woman before this incidence.

Why we have faith in GOD when we are happy and loses it as soon as any sorrow comes in our lives?

On the other side of fence

I clicked a photo of them and showed them. And then they all gave this beaming pose. The group was standing on the other side of fence saying ‘hello’ and ‘bye’ to each passer-by. Most of the persons were ignoring them.

I searched my purse of some toffees and found only one.

What do you think should I give them or should drop that idea as they were four in number?

Erotic romance

Mr. ‘S’ asked me. “Do you write short stories for kids?”
“Believe me or not, I write erotic romance.” ;)

This is 400th post.:)

Dustbin?

As we were walking through a forest area, the kid in our group after eating chocolate asked me, “Should I throw this wrapper in this dustbin?” I couldn’t see any other dustbin nearby nor was sure what this construction was for. In such a situation what do you think should be mine reply?

Chuja in the bank!

“Chuja! Chuja Stop!! CHUJA STOP!!!” A young woman screamed to a tiny dog whose chain slipped from her hand in the bank. She tried to stop him while slowly running towards him.

Which was more irritating; she brought the dog in the bank or the dog name was ‘Chuja’ (chick)?

Evening walk companion!

“What are you doing?” Mr. ‘H’ asked me on phone.
“Evening walk!” I replied.
“Alone?”
Just then I saw a creature moving along the side of path with me. So I said. “No. Not alone.”
“With whom?” He was damn curious to know.

Short story competition

I am thinking of participating in a short story writing competition. I have to frame a story of more than 5000 words which is really a tough task for me.

As the genre is mythology should I write an incidence form Ramayana or Mahabharata?

Lights in meditation

“With close eyes the colors we see are more vibrant and bright as compare to what we see with our open eyes.” I told my student.
“Is it true?”
“Why don’t you experience it yourself?” I suggested.

Parking charges

“Madam, your parking charges are Rs. 10/- as you parked your car here at 2pm.” He said.
I searched my pockets, found thousand rupee notes only and hesitantly asked. “Do you have the change?”
“For hundred rupees? Yes. Yes.”
“No.”
“For five hundred? Yes. Yes.”
“No.”
“Then?”
“For thousand rupee.”
“Don’t you have the change. Madam?”
“Let me see.” I searched the car pocket in which I kept some change. At that time there were two coins of one rupee and one coin of two rupees and a total of Rs. 4/- in it. “What do you want Rs. 4/- or return the change for Rs. 990/-?”

Thanks to IndiBlogger Team!

I thank IndiBlogger Team for providing me a platform to meet other bloggers from diversified fields in New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011. It was pleasant experience to be a part of the functions, well organised and entertaining. Games, prizes, tea with snacks and funny debate were the main attractions of it. Once again I want to thank IndiBlogger Team for organising it.

And a free T-Shirt for me!
Can’t it be organise frequently so that I can have some more free T-shirts? ;)

New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011

These are the comments I received about my blog in New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011.

Which one you like the most out of these?

Interesting riddle

“Can you name 5 colors starting with letter ‘B’ in one minute without taking any help from google?” Mr. ‘H’ asked.

Langur on three wheeler

Today I saw a langur sitting on the roof of a three-wheeler which was headed towards some unknown destination. It had a rope in its neck and the other end was in the owner’s hand who was sitting inside the moving vehicle. I searched my purse for mobile to click the photo. Oops! I forgot it at home.

Do you think it is a common or rare scene?

High tea

“I have an invitation of a meeting and they will be serving high tea.” I said excitedly.
“That’s great.” Mr. ‘H’ said.
“Will they be serving tea mixed alcohol in it?”
“Oh! No. No….They will be serving tea with pakodas.”
“OMG! They will blend something… I mean something wrong in pakodas.”
He winked. “Why don’t you ask this with your blogger friends?”
“Is it really a worth question asking them?”

Your best work

While reading guidelines for submission of short story to a reputed magazine I come to know that they want me to submit my one of my best work. I can’t decide which my best or worst work is, really I can’t. Even if someone ask me which is my best blog I am undecided because I can write and I find myself unable to judge my own writings.

Do you guys know which is your best work/ blog till date?

Grass not so green!

“Why did you click the photo of the grass that is not so green?” Mrs. ‘L’ asked me.
“I did not click it for the grass but….. What?” I replied while raising my eyebrows.

One more year

With the increase in the size of frowns and decrease in the size of smiles on my face I add up one more year to my life…;)

Do you think should I ask a question at the end of this post also?