Thursday, March 10, 2011

It’s GOOD!

A guy kneeling outside the swimming pool clicked the photos of his girl friend’s face that was standing in the pool. He was taking the photos from every angle. One of their friends meekly came, grabbed the girl friend from behind and pulled her out of the pool for a better view of her cleavage. Boy friend captured the beauty, took a sip of choco shake and said, “It’s GOOD!” ;-)

In public places, it’s good or bad?

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

A click!


“What did you click in this pic?????.......twigs without any leaves.” Mr. ‘T’ laughed a little while commenting.
“Flock of birds.” I replied.

Can you see the birds clearly in this photograph or no?

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Beehives

“Even at this hour, there is nobody in the park.” A woman pointed out this.
“What happened?” I asked curiously.
“Half an hour later, all the beehives in the building will be destroyed by spraying insecticides.”
“Why?”
“Yesterday, the honey bees attacked the members of a house who were performing a hawan. They stung four people. One woman was rushed to the hospital.”

Next day when I opened the front door of my house, I found thousands of killed bees scattered in the corridor.

For stinging four people should the lives of thousands of bees be taken or not?

Monday, March 7, 2011

Shut down

As soon as I click on the shut down button of my laptop, my mind is flooded with all kinds of humorous experiences, interesting stories and crispy spicy conversations.

Does this happen with me only or with every blogger?

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Business in white

“Chandrika, you have to sell the item at maximum rate and raise the bill in minimum amount. This business is in white money only.” A businessman told me.

Do you think this business is in white or black?

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Dance classes

With the morning newspaper a pink colour pamphlet was distributed. On reading it, I come to know that the advertisement was printed on it about dance classes which are going to start shortly in our locality. They offered Salsa or Hip-Hop courses.

I want to learn dance but confused what to join; Salsa or Hip-Hop?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Open air loo

“Is there any loo in this area?” A person asked the shopkeeper.
“Go behind that wall and pissed. There is open air loo.” The shopkeeper replied.

Even if we want to make our area clean can we do or that is not possible?