A street dog

I gave some bits of chapatti to a street dog that lived outside a posh colony of Gurgaon. He sniffed them and looked towards me as if asking “What is this?”
“Poch poch. Eat it. Eat it.” I said.
“Tuli doesn’t eat chapatti. He only eats spicy, fried and baked food.” A person observing this told me.

Tomorrow what should I give him; Domino’s pizza or McDonald’s burger? ;-)

Die soon

“Till I am on this seat drink daily and enjoy life. If you need money for drinking you can take it from me.” A boss encouraged the peon who was drunk during the office hours.
As he went away the boss said “It is good if he drinks daily, he will die soon. Roog katega.” Saying this, boss lit the cigarette.

What does boss think that drinking daily will decrease ones life span and smoking will not or if peon is enjoying in office hours why not he?

Love Vs. Sacrifice

"I want my ex girl friend to be happy wherever she is!" A guy wrote this somewhere.

Do you think this is love or sacrifice?

A goat in shopping mall!

A white coloured goat with black patches entered the shopping mall while security guard was dozing off. It took a few hesitant steps in the corridor. Seeing nobody to object it walked confidently towards a particular rack in the closest shop.

Any guesses what it wished to buy? ;-)

Oil painting by me

“You should varnish and cover it with cellophane sheet. It will protect it from dust and dirt.” Mrs. ‘L’ suggested me on seeing this oil painting by me.

What do you think should I accept her suggestions or keep it in its natural form?

First comment!

“First comment!” Some bloggers wrote this on recent post.

What is important, writing 'First comment!' or views expressed about that post?

A Kiss on cheek!

“You wear specks, Chandrika.” Mr. ‘H’ commented while watching a dark romantic movie in a theatre. At that time, the first husband of heroine cheated in the game and hit the servant’s eye with a chabuk (horse whip) which bled profusely. I did not like to be disturbed while watching movie and that too a thrilling scene. I maintained the silence to enjoy the movie. He leaned a little towards me, excitedly or fearful placed his hands on mine and whisper, “I am seeing you wearing spectacles for the first time.”
“From the last two years I wear them to correct my eyesight.”

Do you think he was disturbed by watching a brutal scene, to divert his mind and to soothe himself he hold my hand or instead of watching such a thrilling and interesting movie he was admiring me in dim lights of hall?

If former is correct reason then kiss on right cheek and if later then kiss on left cheek. ;-)