Monday, March 28, 2011

Romance on the road

I saw a couple in shabby cloths, caressing and kissing each other in the middle of the road which resulted in bumper to bumper traffic jam.

Such scenes on roads are irritating or romantic?

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Precious water

“I installed a waterfall and rain shower in my bathroom.” A rich middle aged man proudly told.
“You will be wasting so much water.” A college going guy commented.
“It is soothing and enjoying.” Rich man tried to justify.

Is it enjoying or wastage of precious water?

Saturday, March 26, 2011

A street dog

I gave some bits of chapatti to a street dog that lived outside a posh colony of Gurgaon. He sniffed them and looked towards me as if asking “What is this?”
Poch poch. Eat it. Eat it.” I said.
“Tuli doesn’t eat chapatti. He only eats spicy, fried and baked food.” A person observing this told me.

Tomorrow what should I give him; Domino’s pizza or McDonald’s burger? ;-)

Friday, March 25, 2011

Die soon

“Till I am on this seat drink daily and enjoy life. If you need money for drinking you can take it from me.” A boss encouraged the peon who was drunk during the office hours.
As he went away the boss said “It is good if he drinks daily, he will die soon. Roog katega.” Saying this, boss lit the cigarette.

What does boss think that drinking daily will decrease ones life span and smoking will not or if peon is enjoying in office hours why not he?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Love Vs. Sacrifice

"I want my ex girl friend to be happy wherever she is!" A guy wrote this somewhere.

Do you think this is love or sacrifice?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A goat in shopping mall!

A white coloured goat with black patches entered the shopping mall while security guard was dozing off. It took a few hesitant steps in the corridor. Seeing nobody to object it walked confidently towards a particular rack in the closest shop.

Any guesses what it wished to buy? ;-)

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Oil painting by me


“You should varnish and cover it with cellophane sheet. It will protect it from dust and dirt.” Mrs. ‘L’ suggested me on seeing this oil painting by me.

What do you think should I accept her suggestions or keep it in its natural form?