Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A message from Ex BF

“ ‘My dog - No more. Returned from work, found Buddy dead. Hit by vehicle. Missing My BUDDY!!!!

After break up and no contact for seven months, today my Ex-boyfriend texted me this.” Miss ‘L’ told me.

What should Miss ‘L’ reply to her boyfriend? ;-)

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Friend's family life

“Do not interfere in MY family life, Chandrika.” My friend whose family problem I was trying to solve told me.
"Sorry. I thought it was OUR family." I said.

Do we need friends to say ‘hi’ and ‘bye’, to do parties and have fun or to solve the complicated family and financial problems?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Who was at fault?

“You cheated me.” Wife shouted.
“You spied me.” Husband shouted.

Who was at fault, husband or wife?

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Menu Card

In a restaurant, I am viewing a menu card which has 208 dishes.

It is difficult to make a choice. Please suggest something that I can order?

Monday, September 6, 2010

Discipline

“Two elderly people were talking so vulgar that I had to ask my son to get up from there.” A middle age man was narrating an incidence of a shopping mall where he, his teenage son and two elderly men were sitting in a waiting lounge of a parlour.

What was teen age son thinking ‘Oh Sh*t! I can’t enjoy the spicy gossip becoz of dad.’ or ‘Discipline is only for me!’ ? ;-)

Saturday, September 4, 2010

A silent visit

“Stay away from my blog, Chandrika.” Mr. ‘R’ shouted on me.
I was deeply hurt as I was suggesting improvements for his blog and wanted his blog to be a popular one.

After that I stopped visiting his blog and started writing on my blog. Now one day, he silently visited my blog.

Should I say “Stay away from my blog” or “Thanks for reading my posts.” ?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

A blind beggar

A blind man in shabby clothes was standing in the middle of the highway on which vehicles were moving with great speed. He was spreading his palms for alms.

Do you think he was begging money or wanted compensation if any speedy vehicle hit him?