Continous honking

Honk! Honk!! Honk!!!
A young guy in the car honked on a congested road of Gurgaon as the middle aged person in the front car was not providing sufficient space for his car to move ahead. The middle aged man was busy in talking on mobile. The young guy disturbed that middle aged man to the utmost extent by honking non stop.

Do you think it is irrational to disturb a person as there can be some important call on the mobile or it is the best way to realise that person his mistake by continuously honking?

Playing cards

“You can come to my house for household chores from tomorrow morning. You have to come at sharp 8am.” An elderly woman instructed her newly appointed maid.
“Do you go to some office, ma’am?” Maid wanted to know the reason. “I work in other houses also. I will not be free at that time”
“Actually at 9am sharp I go to activity centre for playing cards. I never delay it. You can do the work in other houses later on. Don’t forget to come to my house on time.”

The maid couldn’t digest this reason and hence told the residents of whole society.

Do you think that playing cards is a justified reason for asking maid to come on time or no?

Meditation begins …

“Meditation begins as soon as we start taking slow breath so slow that we do not hear our own inhaling and exhaling sound.” A saint said.

Do you think meditation begins by taking slow breath or by closing eyes?

Twelfth floor

I have to go on twelfth floor of a building.

Should I take a lift or go by stairs?

Dirty joke

“It is a hell dirty joke!” A guy commented so loud with dismay that his group of friends could hear him. They were all watching a movie in a theatre hall. The scene was that Miss ‘N’ teased her widow grandmother to get married who was insisting her for marriage. Miss ‘N’ was not interested in getting married although she had a decent job and a nice house.

Do you think guys enjoy or dislike dirty jokes?

Dork

I opened the book ‘Dork’ by Sidin Vadukut from my handbag and started reading it from where I left it earlier as the staff member of bank asked me to wait for sometime. Reading one of the hilarious incidences from it, I was in a dilemma to laugh or not?

Should I laugh heartedly in bank or shouldn’t laugh as to maintain the decorum of the bank?

Bare torso

“These days even woman are dressed up like man.” On seeing a person with long hair wearing lose white T-shirt and floral printed boardshorts, walking in the park; a kid sitting beside on bench with me couldn’t resist from commenting.
In the second round of walking that person removed white top and was holding it in left hand.
“Oh Sh*t! It is a MAN!” The kid commented again.

When the kid did guess it right, first time or second time? ;-)