Friday, December 30, 2011
Wittiest pic of 2011!
While surfing net I come across this pic with the caption ‘Gas Transplant’. This is the wittiest pic I have seen in 2011!
Goodbye 2011!
Courtesy (pic): thewittyshit.com
Sunday, December 25, 2011
GOD?
Why we have faith in GOD when we are happy and loses it as soon as any sorrow comes in our lives?
Saturday, December 24, 2011
On the other side of fence
I clicked a photo of them and showed them. And then they all gave this beaming pose. The group was standing on the other side of fence saying ‘hello’ and ‘bye’ to each passer-by. Most of the persons were ignoring them.
I searched my purse of some toffees and found only one.
What do you think should I give them or should drop that idea as they were four in number?
Friday, December 23, 2011
Erotic romance
“Believe me or not, I write erotic romance.” ;)
This is 400th post.:)
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Dustbin?
Monday, December 19, 2011
Chuja in the bank!
Which was more irritating; she brought the dog in the bank or the dog name was ‘Chuja’ (chick)?
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Evening walk companion!
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Short story competition
As the genre is mythology should I write an incidence form Ramayana or Mahabharata?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Lights in meditation
“Is it true?”
“Why don’t you experience it yourself?” I suggested.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Parking charges
I searched my pockets, found thousand rupee notes only and hesitantly asked. “Do you have the change?”
“For hundred rupees? Yes. Yes.”
“No.”
“For five hundred? Yes. Yes.”
“No.”
“Then?”
“For thousand rupee.”
“Don’t you have the change. Madam?”
“Let me see.” I searched the car pocket in which I kept some change. At that time there were two coins of one rupee and one coin of two rupees and a total of Rs. 4/- in it. “What do you want Rs. 4/- or return the change for Rs. 990/-?”
Monday, December 12, 2011
Thanks to IndiBlogger Team!
I thank IndiBlogger Team for providing me a platform to meet other bloggers from diversified fields in New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011. It was pleasant experience to be a part of the functions, well organised and entertaining. Games, prizes, tea with snacks and funny debate were the main attractions of it. Once again I want to thank IndiBlogger Team for organising it.
And a free T-Shirt for me!
Can’t it be organise frequently so that I can have some more free T-shirts? ;)
Sunday, December 11, 2011
New Delhi HP IndiBlogger Meet 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Interesting riddle
Friday, December 9, 2011
Langur on three wheeler
Do you think it is a common or rare scene?
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
High tea
“That’s great.” Mr. ‘H’ said.
“Will they be serving tea mixed alcohol in it?”
“Oh! No. No….They will be serving tea with pakodas.”
“OMG! They will blend something… I mean something wrong in pakodas.”
He winked. “Why don’t you ask this with your blogger friends?”
“Is it really a worth question asking them?”
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Your best work
Do you guys know which is your best work/ blog till date?
Monday, December 5, 2011
Grass not so green!
Saturday, December 3, 2011
One more year
Do you think should I ask a question at the end of this post also?
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Discrimination
Do you think this is discrimination against woman or no?
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
New additions in my room
“Wow! Bird’s nests with little birds!!” A kid exclaimed on seeing the new additions in my room.
“I bought them from the Trade Fair, Delhi. They are made up of coconut coir.” I said.
“What are their names?”
“I am thinking of naming them but haven’t taken any final decision. You suggest some.”
“You can name them ‘Orange’ and ‘Blue’ as their colors are.”
“That’s too simple. Some thing unique, I was thinking of….like…”
Before I could say anything he uttered “‘Burger’ and ‘Pizza’! My all time favourite!!”
What do you think which one should I name ‘Burger’ and which one ‘Pizza’?” ;)
Monday, November 28, 2011
Write for …?
“I write for comments. More comments motivate me to write more!” I replied. :)
And you write for what?
Friday, November 25, 2011
Kolaveri Di
“Kolaveri Di, a Tamil song with some English words here and there, sounding witty with catchy beats is a record breaking spree. I don’t understand Tamil still I am humming it. Can you believe it I have listened it atleast 37 times?” I excitedly said. “It seems that I am crazy about its tunes.”
“Yesterday I heard it 174 times and today my target is to break my own record.’ Mr. ‘H’ said.
How many times you have heard this song?
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Lights! Lights!!
If I was not the chief guest of that function do you think it was funny or irritating? ;)
Friday, November 18, 2011
Cow up!
“What is in this basket? Fruits?” In the lift which was moving down a guy asked me pointing towards the basket I was holding.
“No. It contains food for the cow. Daily I give food to the cow before taking my meal.” I replied.
“Cow up!” Innocently he asked.
“If cow up in my flat then I would have been carrying cow dung in the basket and not food.” I thought. “It's smell would have stunk.”
Do you think he just wished to time pass in the lift by asking this or he was really curious to know what the basket contain?
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Parrot on my finger...
“Which one?” He asked.
“The latest one with the parrot on my finger!”
“Oh! That one with a fake parrot, made up of clay.”
“No! NO! That was real. A real parrot on my finger!”
“You can’t fool me after all I am a grown up man.” He said confidently.
Do you think I was telling a story or speaking the truth?
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Birds Charitable Hospital
Pic : For those which can't fly or very ill, need separate unit.
Do I have my name on waiting list to adopt bajarigars?
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Birds in a room!
Do you have any idea what it could be?
Saturday, November 5, 2011
I hate my mother
Your mother.’
My views on this story which I read somewhere on the net : If mother had told his child earlier, he would have taken good care of her in old age. Now he would only be guilty for his doings. In a way mother made a mistake by not telling him the truth earlier.
Do you agree or disagree with me?
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
I & Big B
Directory of Best Indian Blogs
My name and blog are written just below BIG B's. :D
This is 375th post! :))
Monday, October 31, 2011
A reply
This is reply to Harman's second comment on previous post.
Happy Diwali to you, dear. Hope you had a great time with your family.
I enjoyed it very much as I shifted in my new home just a couple of days before Diwali. In the photo you can view the Gurgaon City from my balcony situated on eleventh floor.
On Diwali I was not feeling well; cold, cough and fever may be because of fatigue as a result of shifting or mild viral infection or both.
Tiredness and happiness comes together. What do you think?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Addictive
“Ya.”
“It is so addictive.” She said.
“Do you blog, Chandrika?” A girl asked who was standing near us.
“Yup.”
“It is more addictive.” The young person said.
What do you think which is more addictive updating status on facebook or writing blogs on blogspot?
Monday, October 17, 2011
Dehusked coconut shell
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Best Compliment
WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT THAT YOU HAVE RECEIVED?
My comment was "Your laugh can make others laugh so keep laughing!" :D
Do you think this is a quality that everyone possess or a special quality gifted to me by GOD?
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
A short story by me
“No. I write it. It is my story.” I replied.
“You can’t write that good, dear.” He beamed.
Do you think it is praise or criticism?
Monday, October 3, 2011
Fishing
That a man went for fishing. He lost his both arms as a fish ate them while fishing.
Do you think it is funny or piteous?
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Two years old
“I want this toy.” I pointed towards this particular sewing machine, when I was two years old.
“You can buy some toy like doll which closes and opens its eyes or bird which drinks water.” My uncle suggested me.
“NO. I want this.” The working model of sewing machine attracted me more than any other costlier toy.
My childhood passion developed into the career as Lecturer in Fashion Designing. I love this toy very much that even after so many years it is still working as you can see in the video the sewing needle moves up and down with the movement of handle.
Conclusion of this story is that my blog is two years old. ;)
Friday, September 30, 2011
The worst observer, ME!
Ya, may be I have not observed up to his expectations. As I is a keen observer how can I miss to see that senior person opened the container of Pan Parag, put some in his mouth while speaking. “You are the worst observer I have ever seen in my life!”
Do you think one can chew tobacco in office or is it prohibited?
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Calm mind
I closed my eyes to concentrate.
“Open your eyes and tell me what do you see?” Two minutes later, he asked me.
“I saw a large channel which I used to cross while going to school in my childhood days. There is a huge harsingar tree (Nyctanthes arbor-tristis) on one of its side near the bridge. During blossom most of its tiny white flowers with orange-red tube fall in the channel and floats with the swift flow of water. I collected those tiny flowers which were not lucky enough to fall in soothing water and fall on hard ground".
If you close your eyes which beautiful scene you imagine that calm mind?
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Seasoned writers
So guys, what do you think my posts on this blog are my real life fiascos or fiction?
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Dream Interpretation
“Strange dream!” I said.
“I can’t understand what this strange dream means?!? Interpret for me what this means as Chandrika, you have read lots of books on dream interpretation. I only know that I really love him and desperately want to marry him” She looked at me with curious eyes.
Should I tell her that this dream indicates that her marriage with him will not be possible or should I tell her that forget it as it is just a dream not reality?
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Blog for WHAT?
Dear blogger friends, do you blog for yourself or for money?
Friday, September 23, 2011
TV antennae
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Khichadi - my all time favourite
“Nothing special.” I replied.
“It smells tremendous good. What have you prepared in the dinner?”
“Just normal food.” I hesitated to tell.
“What na?” He insisted.
“Khichadi!.”
“WHAT?????????????”
“Ya, it is my all time favourite and is also known as hotchpotch, a mixture of boiled pulses, rice and salt.”
“Whenever I prepared it never smells so good. HOW does it smell excellent?”
Does anyone know the answer to this question?
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Relaxing game!
“Enough of work! Let’s play a game.” Mr. ‘H’ suggested.
“Game?!? I have to work. Lots of work is yet to be done.” I said.
“It is game to relax mind. After playing it you will be able to work better.” He took a white paper to draw a star with ten points. He put the nine coins on each point mentioned except on No.8. “You have to remove a coin by jumping another coin over it along one of the lines. The position you jump to, beyond the coin, must be empty.”
“That’s tricky!”
“You have to remove all but one of the coins from the star.”
“Any clue how to begin?”
“Coin at position No. 5 jumps No.7 which I remove and rests at No.8. There is one more condition especially for you that you can’t take the help of your blogger friends.”
Do you think it is an easy game and I did it before publishing or it is a difficult game and I genuinely need my blogger friend’s help?
Monday, September 19, 2011
Body tremors
“If you won’t take your lunch till 6pm you will for sure feel body tremors.” He replied.
“Earthquake is still there I can feel the tremors.”
“If you keep working all the day without taking meal at proper time, you will feel earthquakes of even higher intensity then what you are felling now. Why don’t you take the meal at proper hour?”
Thursday, September 15, 2011
My favourite dish
“I do not like to go to parties.” I replied.
“I will ask the chief chef to prepare your favourite dish as main dish. Now you must join us.”
“If my favourite dish is served in the party as main dish then nobody will enjoy.”
Can anyone guess which my favourite dish is that is not relished by masses?
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
P(R)AN Application form
“It is written no where on the form.” I said.
“PAN form is to be filled in BLACK ink only. You have to fill it again.”
“I fill a PRAN application form not PAN. I want a Permanent Retirement Account Number rather Permanent Account Number.” I said.
“Ohho! For that you can fill in it with any ink.”
Do you think he needs specks which correctly show letter ‘R’ in between ‘P’ and ‘A’ to him only? ;)
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Halt in traffic jam
“You can honk to irritate others! Why to be frustrated alone?” Mr. ‘H’ said with a little wink.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Soft!
“What is the use of that, my child?” He calmly asked.
“You will be soft SOFT!”
Does this story bring smile on your soft face? ;)
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Thank You!
Finally caught up with all pending posts since 12 Aug and left comments on each. Read if you have time and patience.
My reply :
Thanks Jack for patiently reading all my posts and leaving comments on them. I always spare time to read the views, suggestions and criticisms of my readers. It is just that I am bit lazy or bit busy or both so as to I do not reply to each and every comment personally. I apologise for that.
Do the readers think that writing ‘Thank you’ to each comment makes the content on the blog boring or it must be done as a polite etiquette?
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