Skin color of Doctor

“Is this a doctor’s residence?” An elderly woman asked me as I opened the gate of my house.

“Yes. It is.” I replied.

“Is he is at home?” She asked looking at the name plate on which doctor’s name was printed.

“Yes, he is at home.” I said with a smile.

“Is the doctor fair or dark colored?”

What should I reply to this stupid question?

Largest society of the town

“Our society has three swimming pools, four lawn tennis grounds, three badminton courts, one basket ball ground, four huge parks, one gym, one table tennis table, two community centres and an open air theatre. It has 24 hour water supply and power back up. It is the largest society of the town!” Mr. ‘N’ said.

“Why water is over flowing from the manhole?” I asked as the nearby manhole was overflowing where we were standing.

“Oho! That. Actually the society doesn’t have a sewerage connection. And the tankers come regularly to take the waste off. Till the tankers come next time they will overflow. ”

Do you think the society have the facilities required for living or not?

Pigeons

I read in the monthly circular of a society ......

There is a growing population of pigeons : Please stop giving them seeds or else there will be pigeon shit everywhere and hard to remove from walls.

What do you think seeds should not be given to pigeons as there population is increased and their shit is hard to remove from walls or they should be at least fed properly as there is a little space left for making nests?

5000 reasons to laugh!

“Chandrika, you can come and join our laughing yoga classes. We do it regularly in the evening from 5 to 6 pm.” Mrs. ‘S’ told. “We do funny exercises and laugh looking at each other. Laughing is good for the mind, face and body; you know that as you are yoga coach.”

“I have 5000 reasons to laugh.” I proudly said.

She looked surprisingly at me with blinking eyes.

“On my blog there are 5000 comments and the comment wrote by Cinner on the previous post was 5000^th comment on my blog.”

Do you think one can do sufficient laughing yoga by reading comments on my blog or there is still need of doing laughing yoga by doing funny exercises?

Photograph : My blogger dashboard showing the comment section. 5000 is written on the right side and Cinner's 5000th comment on left side.

Do you read my blog?

"Do you read my blog?" I asked Mr.'A'.

"No. I don't. As you tell less and ask more." He replied.

Do you think I tell less and ask more? ;)

Then?

“I am surprised to know that it is an art to know which animal has passed earlier while moving in the forest. Its scent, footprints and excreta are studied to know all this. Their whereabouts and numbers are also estimated.” Mr. ‘H’ said.

“Who tell you all this?” I asked.

“I read in a book.”

“That’s great!” I moved my laptop and showed him this pic which I clicked some time before. “Do you know which animal is this?”

“Camel?”

“No.”

“Elephant?”

“NO!”

“Then?”

Orange flower

Fresh flower arrangement in vase for decoration is always my passion. This flower is available in many colors like yellow and white but orange is my favourite. This beautiful flower for all my readers as this is my 425^th post.

Disappearance of an injured man

"An ambulance took the seriously injured man to some unknown destination, even police can't trace out where." A guy, eyewitness of the accident told me.

Do you think ambulance takes him to save the dying man or to make money with his living organs before he dies?

Namapathy

I have great faith in the power of Mantra and grace of the Lord. I have seen miraculous cures of the hopeless cases even in distant places. I have tremendous faith in healing through prayers - healing of diseases by chanting of Mantras and prayers. The results are wonderful. The Lord's Name is so effective. I call this NAMAPATHY.

These lines I read from 'Autobiography of Swami Sivananda'.

In your opinion can incurable disease be cured by chanting the Lord's Name or no?

Family problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems…… Shot after shot………

The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can’t marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.'

The Indian fainted........!!! :-o

After reading this somewhere on the net I want to know whether you have any family problems? ;)

A weird thought

Whenever I am ill, my mind loves to fantasise and imagine weird thoughts may be to be away from the pain and anguish. Right now, my mind is drawing an image of aeroplane with 250 persons on it, 100 persons standing in it, 150 sitting on the roof of the main body of aeroplane, 60 on its each wing which is flying high over the empty roads.

With this lots of problems can be solved like

1.No traffic jams on roads

2.Fuel saving

3.Longer distances travel by masses in less time.

What else?